Today's Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News feature was about a man who fear the Tasmanian Devil, and his father-in-law who tortures him with his toupée. 

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In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ attempt to make sense of a drunk man's message to his friend. 

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Chaz and AJ unveiled a new Dumb Ass News sponsor, but the production piece distracted them from every getting to a news headline.

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Since deciding to tackle Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" live at the Chaz and AJ McDermott Chevrolet and Lexus Toy Drive, Pam left the Tribe split on whether or not this is a good plan. Well, she gave it another shot this morning.

A zoo keeper was arrested, after attempting to molest a gorilla. Chaz and AJ had all the details in Dumb Ass News, and learned a lot about the size of gorillas.

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Apparently, Canadian postal workers could use some kindness this time of year, as Chaz and AJ realized with this audio during Dumb Ass News.

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Another episode of Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, featuring a clueless motorist, and an Irish factory is causing quite the commotion for townsfolk.

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A 9-year-old received the wrong package from Amazon, and the whole story of Millie's "Stress Willie" was featured in Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News with comedian Jim Gallagher.

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Chaz and AJ had a part 2 in Dumb Ass News, a NASCAR fan meeting new people and offering to buy cigarettes from them.

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