In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a robbery in progress prompts a 9-1-1 call, which is interrupted when the owner shoots the thief.

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This crazy cat lady neighbor keeps calling, and the messages are getting stranger and stranger. Chaz and AJ try to decipher in Dumb Ass News.

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A Councilman calls the police to complain when his car is towed from in front of his house. Chaz and AJ play the call exchange in Dumb Ass News, and it shouldn't take very long to figure out who the dumb-ass is.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, real voicemails an Iranian man left for a would-be dinner date. The last one is probably the reason she never called him back.

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A Samoan man lost his mind when his baggage was lost, but he became a star in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News since he called the wrong person to flip out on.

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Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News features proof that a dog must understand what you're saying for it to obey you.

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The epic conclusion to Mr. Turner's DUI test in Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News.

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The first Chaz and AJ two-part Dumb Ass News story! Mr. Turner has been pulled over on suspicion of DUI, and his explanation has more than a few holes in it.

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A voicemail left by an angry college landlord finds it's way into Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News, after his tenants' door was kicked in for the fourth time.

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Tom G called in to call out Pam during Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, for eating two donuts today. Turns out, she wasn't the only one.