A special episode of Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, from Waterbury, CT! Everything from a dominatrix, nude oven cleaning, and someone named "Teenie."

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a man's meth binge ends with an alligator eating his junk, and a woman in a Prius has all the complaints about an idling truck.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a little girl was found running around a forest with monkeys, eating food right off the ground. Sound like anyone you know?

Audio of a crazy freakout on a train in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, becomes demonic when slowed down.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a father and daughter are covered by manure, and Nicole Richie gets slapped in the face.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a drunk girl leaves a voicemail admitting to cheating, and the rest was pretty much gibberish.

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A kitty is being blamed after one man was arrested when over 1,000 child porn images were recovered from his computer, and a grandmother is banned from prom in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News.

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A woman taking a selfie fell off a bridge, and after being unhappy with Phil's recreation, Chaz and AJ make their own.

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Jacquie Slater was in studio with Chaz and AJ for a special segment of Dumb Ass News. Replaying parts of Melanie's call, who sounds nuttier?

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A woman in Connecticut actually called 911 when a pizza place gave her the wrong topping. Chaz and AJ got the audio of the call, and played it in Dumb Ass News, because only a dumbass would involve the police in pizza matters.

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