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Another day another dollar! The girls discuss getting hit on the moment you get into a relationship. Vanessa tries to figure out if a dude wants to f*ck her bf. The girls debate if it is smart to have a threesome with a close friend. Lastly, they hold an oBITCHuary for Britney Spear’s conservatorship.

We back again babies!!!! This week the girls discuss purposely running into Vanessa's ex...stalking much? The girls hold an oBITCHuary for Steven Spielberg's daughter Mikaela Spielberg, who is now a cam girl extraordinaire. Vanessa does a "You Gotta Get It" with a cure-all dog shampoo. Finally, Tori talks about why she feels bad about having a guy drive her everywhere. Crack open a kombucha and enjoy!

Election week wohooooo!!!! Vanessa recaps a horrific week involving her mom, an ex boyfriend, and the pawning of a wedding ring. Tori discusses camping and the lack of sleep one must endure. The girls hold an oBITCHuary for Megan Fox's ex husband Brian Austin Green. Bye boi! There is a fabulous Debate Time on whether one should post their child on IG or nay. Finally Tori Nancy Drew's her HPV results. Buon appetito!

HERE WE GO INNER CIRCLE!!! Vanessa can't decide whether she likes dating a nice guy or not. Tori goes to the doctor and is mistaken for a lesbian lover. They hold an oBITCHuary for CNN host Jeffrey Tubin. RIP. Vanessa teaches us how to to perm our eyebrows straight up to defy gravity. Wicked. Lastly Tori Nancy Drews a case about her next door neighbor...or is she a gipsy? ENJOY!

Vanessa and Tori run into Old Man Roofie, AGAIN! Vanessa goes to a sex party in covid, only to find out there was no sex. Tori gives the scoop on how she semi got rid of her butt acne. Vanessa gets sad about her period and sometimes wishing she was pregnant. Lastly, the girls hold an oBITCHuary for Demi Lovato ex-fiancé Max Ehrich (RIP).

The girls Nancy Drew a crazy story involving an old rich man, several HOT ATHLETES, and possibly roofied drinks. Vanessa pulls out a foam vagina wash and sells it QVC style. Tori reflects on a time she met her boyfriend’s mom and embarrassingly gifts her a pan of cupcakes. Last, but not least, they debate the best way to tell a girl that her man is SLIDING into your DMs.