Cheaper Than Therapy Podcasts

The idea of the episode was Pet Peeves. I should also mention that it was at 1 in the morning with a liter of Frosty Frog, a bottle of Dulce Vida Tequila, and 6 La Victorias (try that combo and it is a delight). So we said "fuck it lets record" and don't remember specifics just about pet peeves and super sensitive vaginas like millennials.

The idea was to talk only about TV but somehow sex dolls and restaurants were more important to get off our chest. However, being the "professionals" we are we did pivot to even more adult themes like cartoons and TGIF. So order some pizza, a 2 liter of coke like you did as a kid in the 90s (but add some Jack Daniels now), let your mind take a break and realize that sex doll technology has gotten super advanced. 

So Victoria and I tried an experiment: drink all day and record 2 shows a week apart. I should also mention we have not listened to them the day after or in post-production. Well, I did hear me talking about corn starch as a gold bond substitute while working as a server. So safe to say that politically incorrect terms, offensive and vulgar language with guaranteed talking about butt holes lay ahead, you know our usual content. Just remember we drank all day (not like in an A.A. way)which is the best iron clad not open for debate excuse for frowned upon behavior. So drink up and enjoy all you boners! (Oh for copyright reasons I do not own the rights to the music used in this podcast)

My brother Drew stopped by to kill some time and somehow we talked about adult topics like "metadata" and "credit scores" but then, of course, we made fun of the coronavirus (this was recorded at the beginning of March). Then somehow we unintentionally said "fuck it lets talk simulation theory" but that too somehow led to more talk about fingers in assholes. With all that said if you are a fan of the HBO series "Barry," we threw in some sound bites along with clips from Marilyn Manson and Incubus.

I'll keep this description short just like my (insert something super funny and original). Another Saturday at Burns Alley with all your favorite no-no topics, some HellYeah intros and outros, muscle cars, daisy dukes, walkmans, and of course drunk guest hosts!

My best friend. the one and only Matty T who I call "Robot" (he's emotionally unavailable) finally came on the show for more than a minute. Between Vic, Jimmy, Matt, and I talked about a range of topics: STDs, Medieval Times, T Bag, Office Space, Dropping Dong, and HOBO Olympics. But also I got to interview off the charts nice guys (fun to drink with too) the Charleston Rugby Team aka "The Outlaws".

We tried something out and did a show that was recorded on stage at Burns Alley Tavern. It just so happens that the crowd was full of out-of-towners from New York and Boston for an exhibition rugby match. It was a friendly rivalry and it was just a Jameson-fueled ballbusting crowd. I had no idea how to edit or narrate it so I decided to load it in with minimal production. So practice your best Boston and New York accents and raise a glass!

Finally got my buddy who just so happens to be the guy who does my tattoos Mr. Chad Fischesser so let's give a round of applause to him! Years I've been trying to get him on and we did for the first nighttime show, which we realized is very loud and hard to do at Burns Alley when its packed and the band is playing. With that being said we cover tattoos, drinking, had some dude talk about his Charleston Hot Dog Review (he was serious and it wasn't just an excuse to say Weiner) and of course, Jimmy being Jimmy. I would say crank it up it louder because this one is already at full blast.