Canst thou believe it, listeners? Oh, sweet listeners! The Check, Please podcast hath returned, with tidings... Listen, and the truth shalt be revealed unto ye! Hear tales of our exclusivity contract. If thou darest!

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Content

We forgot what it is we do here.

Get those backs in the saddle, because Check, Please! rides again!

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Welcome!

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Flame retardant water; catch that wave, not on fire!

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In this episode, we talk about the work of a terrible human being and how we can apply their methods to us, the managers of a cave where we're building a cult to a mysterious monster. Plus, then we get too sad to talk about that, so we chat about tabletop RPGs and Harry Potter shows up!

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Set sail for "politics".

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In the cave, there are no individuals, no identities, only our brand. Welcome.

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