Checked Out In Jersey

Chet and Rodney from Down the Hall Podcast joined us last Spring. Each week they come on and tell us about the movie they're recommending for us all on that week's episode of their show. As time went on we talked less and less about the movie of the week and more with Chet and Rodney to get to know them as people. Not only have we discovered that they're great guys, but we also learned that they giggle like 12 year old boys when Matt burps like a 12 year old boy. Some things never go away with age. We asked Chet and Rodney to compile a list of their favorite appearances on the show and this is what we got. What's your favorite moment from them? Tell us in an email [email protected]

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Everybody loves the new addition of Zain and Lea to the show. But do you remember when they were guests first? They were and they were good. This is when we ask Lea if she is the Yoko Ono of Zain's band, "Whateverwise". But, seeing as how "Whateverwise" is just Zain, that fell short. But Yoko didn't...

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From episode 613: EJ Koelsch joins us to talk about 9-11 conspiracy theories. This is a listener submitted best of moment. Enjoy.

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On the 2017 finale, Billy Webster took a joke about having a song prepared called "It's Hard To Be A Libcuck On Christmas" to actually dreaming it up the night before the show (Listen to episode 624 to hear the full story). With no rehearsal and only a bunch of lyrics on his page, he performed a song that would make any Proud Boy laugh and any libcuck cry. Enjoy this heart-warming modern-day Christmas Carol that will knock Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" out of the record books as most successful non-traditional Christmas song ever written.

Well, 2017 has come to a close for us and it's been quite a year. We've met interesting guests, had some funny, sad, serious and gassy moments, ambushed celebrities in brewery parking lots and bar lobbies with Daddio Sugar and debuted what will soon be a classic Christmas song by Billy Webster, "It's Hard To Be A Lib-Cuck On Christmas". Remember that, folks. You heard it here FIRST. Literally here. In this episode.

Whats most exciting for us is how our audience grew thrice times over since starting up again early this year. Many reasons have been suggested for that and, believe us, if we knew what the actual reason is we'd do more of it. But we're happy that you are with us for whatever reason that may be and we truthfully hope you're happy hanging out with us each week.

So, in this finale for 2017/Christmas Spectacular, the show opens with Daddio Claus taking phones calls from some of the listeners children. Lo and behold, they all want a Big Box of Magic; a perfect gift for that magical person in your life (Link and promo code below).

Then the show starts and Matt goes on a tear about how horrible a story the Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer movie is. Apparently he's not alone in this as you'll hear at the open of the show and a quick google search will show you...or Bing

Brad from Decomposition Podcast (the most downloaded show of the year) returns to decompose Dan Fogelberg's depressing, repetitive, drawn out, uninteresting "Same Auld Lang Syne". If you or someone listening with you is suicidal, please listen to this song and segment with a trusted friend or under medical supervision. Go to the ER.

After that, Billy Webster performs the soon-to-be-classic modern Christmas hit "It's Hard To Be A Lib-Cuck On Christmas". If you get modern politics you'll laugh.

Then it's on to Zain's World with Brad, Billy and Daddio Sugar followed by a round of thank yous and tears as Matt announces his devastating disease

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Oh what a wonderful show we have for you again! All we need to say is John David Booter from "Done Disappeared", the haunting true crime podcast that is taking the world by storm, Gilbert Gottfried and Daddio Sugar do schtick along with The Screamer and Zain and Lea are back! Plus! Tony Germinario sits in and does a great Gilbert Gottfried impression. All this and more!

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Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band

We've gotten over the first hurdle of the dreaded Holiday Season. This year's was a real "gas".

In this rare (kinda) Monday night live show, Matt and Pete welcome Jason Patrick as he fills in for Zain. Matt laments Zain and Lea's absence, yet again. Matt and Pete talk about going to see Gilbert Gottfried who will be at the Stanhope House with friend-of-the-show and stand-up comedian, Francesco Paladino.

Also:

-Matt finishes Jackie Martling's book

- Jason takes the reins on "Zain's World"

- The NFL allows dancing in the endzone again in order to win back viewers (as if THAT'S the reason why people have been tuning out)

Y MAS!

There's still time to get a ticket to see Francesco and Gilbert at the Stanhope House this Thursday, November 30. Click here

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Matt has been in contact with Jackie "the Joke Man" Martling for a few weeks now. He's trying to get him on the show. Well, in this episode, Matt sends Daddio Sugar and his cousin Seamus down to Buck Hill Brewery and Restaurant in Blairstown, where Jackie had a show on November 16, to deliver a tub of meatballs and a ig Box of Magic. Why? LISTEN

Our guest in this episode is Tae from the Collective Lot, a group of creative individuals who remind us all that "to be human is to be creative".

Also, Zain is pissing out his ass from Dengue Fever or something and couldn't make it and, instead, spent the evening listening to our Facebook Live broadcast while torturing Lea by making her stay with him as he stinks the house up.

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Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band

This week's show is all screwed up because Peter forgot his anniversary. You'll just have to listen to learn how that works. So that means we did our Facebook Live show on Tuesday instead of Thursday. If you listen to this on iTunes or another podcast app, that doesn't matter to your except that you get two uploaded this week. Hooray for you. Also, it means that Zain and Lea couldn't make it but they call in anyway.

In this epsiode, Matt and Pete discuss Millennial dating terms which, if we're being honest, just makes us hate them even more, the church shooting in Texas, and, finally, teachers conventions.

Here in Jersey (maybe you have them in other states as well) our teachers union has a convention in the beginning of November. Everyone has a long weekend. Few teachers attend. Yet one brave teacher had the audacity to criticize parents for taking an extra day or two to pull their children out of school this week for a family vacation. This teacher is brave an audacious because he, like 99% of teachers here, takes the days off but does not attend the convention for which the days off are afforded. Yet, parents stealing time with their children are the real criminals. Where do you stand on the issue?

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The great filmmaker, Tony Germinario, sits in with us to discuss his latest film, Matt's amazing performance in his last one, to play our hit game show "Busey or Bullshit" and to comment on the news of the day while in Zain's World.

But not before we discuss a strange call we received from a Kidd Chris whackpacker-type named Country Jeff Dust, introduce our new sponsor, Admiral Air Tech, and receive a phone call from Daddio Sugar as he shares a gift he left at the studio for Tony.

This is a longer show than normal because we were just having too much fun. We hope you do too!

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Zain's World Articles

Once a loon always a loon

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4817491/john-lennon-death-mark-chapman-forgiven-jesus/

Shia LaDouche is foiled again!

http://www.dailywire.com/news/22892/internet-sleuths-find-shia-lebeoufs-anti-trump-emily-zanotti?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro

Pedophile Island and the Celebrities we look up to that go there.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/who-is-jeffrey-epstein-a-study-of-the-man-linked-to-worlds-of-celebrity-politics-and-royalty-9954397.html

Whitey, Move to the Back. You won't? That's racist! http://www.dailywire.com/news/23046/singer-asks-white-audience-members-go-back-hank-berrien?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro

Bucket List says I gotta kill.

http://www.dailywire.com/news/22905/depraved-young-woman-allegedly-murders-autistic-hank-berrien?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro

Dip! Dee! Der!....Yooooo-hooooo someone bring me a weiner!

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qkqjj7/catching-up-with-the-man-who-had-a-stroke-that-made-him-gay?utm_campaign=global&utm_source=vicefbuk

You're helping us? Awesome! Wait, you want us to pay?

https://thelibertarianrepublic.com/heroin-addicts-can-buy-narcan-at-walgreens-but-theyre-furious/

Almost got away

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/las-vegas-shooting/couple-who-survived-las-vegas-massacre-dies-car-crash-n815741