WARNING: This podcast is scrappy at best.

Marie & Emma are hungover and will probably need to issue an apology for 95% of the things said in today's podcast. They discuss how Uber is still wetting the bed in Vancouver by only bringing UberEats to the city and try to start a petition to bring back chivalry #RIP

Marie & Emma are back in action after officially passing their CPA exams. They discuss how Reputation is actually lit & how Matt Lauer is a real snake. They promote MTV's new show, Floribama Shore & add to their already long list of things they don't get. Also, don't forget to tweet them @emmalizcathro & @marieelizabethh 2 H'S!

Over drinks, Marie & Emma discuss how come one of the Menendez brothers can be married twice in prison & they can't even get a guy to buy them a slice of pizza. They also voice their umbrage with Taylor Swift not releasing her album on streaming services & she's starting to suck.

Marie & Emma welcome their first guest, resident salty dog, Colin. They discuss how much they love it when guys cry, how Blockbuster is still a thing in Alaska and how Colin thinks Channing Tatum is a beefcake.

Marie and Emma declare their love for Miles Teller and review his new movie, give you the latest scoop on the hottest news stories of today, and go through 38 questions you need to ask your partner before officially dating them.

Marie and Emma discuss the importance of girls trips, shit you think when you're kids that isn't true and things they just don't get.

Marie and Emma recap what they've been up to for the past month, what it means to be "sketchy" and start a Celebrity Death Pool for 2018.

Marie and Emma discuss the dryness that was the season of Bachelor In Paradise. dive into the juicy new episode of Siesta Key, declare their love for new Bachelor Arie Luyendyk Jr, and try to keep up their 'basic bitch' status by trying the newest Pumpkin Spice flavoured creation from Starbucks.

This week we discuss what we truly think of Bachelor In Paradise and who the next Bachelor should be, along with opinions on our other fave reality shows Siesta Key and The Challenge. Emma and Marie have some differing views in a game of Makey, Takey, Sewey, and we wish Arthur a happy 21st birthday.

Welcome to the first episode of Cheers Bitch with Marie D & Emma C! Please send us any feedback, comments, concerns, compliments etc to us on twitter @emmalizcathro @marieelizabethh

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