Get ready to laugh until you cry as we chew on jelly beans and explore the wildly inappropriate world of Horrible Therapist. In this episode, we play the game for the first time—and let’s just say, the card combos were absolutely unhinged. Between awkward innuendos, disturbingly perfect matches, and moments that had us doubled over in laughter, we barely made it through with our sanity intact, and underwear tinkle free.

This game is officially C.A.T.N.K. podcast-approved, because if you’ve ever wondered what therapy would look like if your therapist had zero filter and a wicked sense of humor… this is it.

Warning: contains laughter, chaos, explicit content, and jokes your real therapist would not approve of.

In this episode, we scroll back through years of old text messages and DMs and try to guess which one of us said what—and wow, what a journey. From heartfelt check-ins to completely unfiltered rants about zits, poop, and farts, it’s a ridiculous and unexpectedly sweet trip down memory lane. We laughed (a lot), cringed (more than we’d like to admit), and were reminded of just how much life we’ve navigated together—one weird text at a time.

It’s a celebration of friendship, the kind where you can overshare, underthink, and still be totally loved. Whether we were venting, hyping each other up, or just sharing what came out of our bodies that day, those texts tell the story of real connection.

This one’s for the ride-or-dies who reply to your chaos with “same” and actually mean it.

Warning: some explicit content mentioned

In this episode, we take a hilarious deep dive into the black hole that is our video feeds. One minute, we're watching a simple workout tutorial, and the next, we’re knee-deep in dancing maids, lesbians with carabiners, and homesteaders raising chickens or fighting off emus. How does this happen?!

We break down the magic (or madness) of the algorithm, laugh at the absolute randomness of our pages, and question if our phones know us a little too well. From conspiracy theories to niche hobbies we never knew we needed, no rabbit hole is too deep. Grab your phone (or maybe don’t) and join us for a chaotic, addictive episode about the dreaded DOOMSCROLLING!

In this episode of Chickens are the New Kittens, the lifelong debates of the best chicken nugget and side dish are discussed while Beth and Chelsey embark on their first hike of the season. As they huff and puff through the trails, they challenge the flavors, textures, and more of one of Americas fast food favorites.

It doesn’t stop at nuggies! Cheese curds, burgers, fries, onion rings, nothing is off the table!

You won’t want to miss this delicious episode!

In this special birthday episode, Chelsey puts Beth in the hot seat for a deep dive into her 40 years of life, laughter, and, of course, a little chicken poop. From her biggest wins to her most questionable life choices, Beth gets real about the moments that shaped her into the woman she is today. From favorite foods, things she’d go back and change, or stress relief! And how many mishaps has she barely lived to tell about? (Spoiler alert - there’s a reason her nickname is “Grandma Betty”). No topic is off-limits as Chelsey digs into Beth’s favorite things, her unexpected twists and turns, and what she’s learned along the way. Expect plenty of laughs, a few surprises, and maybe even some life advice from the birthday girl herself. Whether you’re here for the wisdom, the chaos, or just the chicken stories, you won’t want to miss this celebration of Beth at 40! Grab your party hat, and maybe some hand sanitizer, and let’s get into it!

Warning; a few substance, alcohol, and sexual references mentioned in this episode.

Why is decluttering so hard? In this episode, we get real about our own struggles with letting go of clutter—both in our homes and in our minds. We share personal stories, swap tips, and give each other advice on how to finally break free from the mess. From sentimental attachments to the dreaded “I might need this someday” mindset, we unpack the biggest obstacles that keep us stuck. Plus, we talk about our own plans to get back on track and create spaces that feel lighter and more intentional. If you’re feeling overwhelmed by clutter, join us as we tackle The Art of Letting Go together!

Warning: This episode contains explicit adult content and vulgar language. Listener discretion is advised.

Also, we do not condone the use of alcohol to solve your problems, try therapy bro.

In this chaotic and completely pointless episode, two women, one heartbroken and one simply there for moral support, try to make sense of their lives while drinking a variety of spirits. As they veer wildly off-topic, they somehow manage to avoid discussing the heartbreak at the core of the conversation, opting instead to ramble about everything else under the sun. With moments of pure absurdity, they dive into strange tangents, questionable decisions, and random stories that are as hilarious as they are confusing. It’s a mess, but it’s the kind of mess you’ll want to listen to. Join us for some laugh-out-loud moments, awkward pauses, and completely unfiltered nonsense. Just don’t expect any resolution… because there isn’t one.

In this fun and unpredictable episode, Chelsey and Beth debate what genre their lives would be if they were movies—Chelsey goes with dramedy, while Beth picks a musical! They cast the perfect actors to play themselves and their costars, creating an epic storyline filled with laughter, drama, and spontaneous dancing.

As usual, tangents ensue, from previous topics to random swings. Join them for a lighthearted ride full of laughs and random pop culture moments as they imagine their lives on the big screen!

In this heartwarming episode, we explore the profound impact that pets—specifically cats, dogs, and even chickens—can have on our mental health. From their unconditional love to their calming presence, we discuss how these beloved animals help us maintain routine, manage anxiety, and improve our overall well-being. We talk about how spending time with pets can reduce stress and provide a comforting sense of companionship. Plus, we touch on the benefits of physical touch with animals, and how pets can become emotional anchors in times of crisis. Whether you're a pet owner or considering welcoming one into your life, this episode sheds light on how furry and feathery friends can bring healing, joy, and stability to our mental health.

In this episode of Chickens are the New Kittens, Beth hosts SOLO in an interview with Jedi Master Chris and embarks on a journey through a galaxy far, far away, exploring favorite Star Wars moments, characters, and lore that have shaped the saga like no other. From iconic scenes that force their way into our hearts to the cultural impact that’s truly out of this world, they discuss what makes Star Wars a lasting phenomenon. They talk about the heroes they admire, the characters they identify with, and how the saga's themes of hope, redemption, and the battle between light and dark still ignite cultural passions today.

Get ready to hyperdrive into an engaging conversation that’s sure to leave you feeling the Force in every word.

May the Force be with you.