Chelsey loves Disney fairy tales, who doesn’t! Singing mermaids, swoony princes, and sparkly happy endings. Beth is here to ruin all of that. This episode, Chelsey gushes about her favorite stories while Beth drops the dark, twisted, occasionally horrifying origins behind them. Think Sleeping Beauty’s non-consensual nap and awakening, Ariel dissolving into sea foam (or does she?), and a stepmom pining for more than one of Snow White’s organs. Oh, and Beauty falls for a legit monster. It’s the podcast episode where childhood dreams go to die—hilariously. And you know what? Surprisingly we were NOT eating while recording.

Some explicit content, listener discretion advised.

What if your dream job landed in your lap—would you actually take it? In this episode, we dive headfirst into the ultimate “What If” spiral, asking the big questions like: What if we met 10 years ago… or never met at all? We explore how our lives could’ve twisted and turned through choices we made—and the ones made for us. From sliding doors moments to parallel universe versions of ourselves, it gets deep, hilarious, and a little unhinged. We even wonder what life would be like if animals could talk (spoiler: chaos) and which video game world we’d be stuck in (hello, Animal Crossing island life!). It’s reflective, ridiculous, and real—just how we like it. Come imagine the alternate timelines with us.

In this episode, Chelsey and Beth put on their lab coats and play Dr. Frankenstein, building the perfect man from the ground up! Faces, voices, ideal traits and a lot of laughter. From emotional intelligence and deep conversations to ultimate green flags and annoying but hot habits, we piece together the ultimate partner. While we agree on many must-haves, a few qualities (like love languages or morning energy levels) reveal some hilarious differences.

Together, we explore what really matters in a relationship, and it turns out emotional safety, kindness, and showing up win out over abs and ambition. Well… almost. Because let’s be honest, we’d still graft on Henry Cavill’s face if given the chance.

Disclaimer: This episode features the song “Build a Bitch” by Bella Poarch ‧ 2021. We do not own the rights to this song.

In this special birthday episode, we celebrate Chelsey turning 35 with a rapid-fire round of questions about her favorite foods (spoiler: dessert is the main course), ideal days off, and a few juicy secrets. Over Mexican food and laughter, we cover everything from upcoming goals to dream days off—and yes, she does dodge a couple questions with her signature sass. It’s a light, upbeat ride full of giggles, unexpected answers, and lots of love. Tyler even jumps in for a quick moment during one of Chelsey’s more honest reflections. While she keeps a few details to herself (classic Chelsey!), she surprises us all by revealing one big personal goal she’s chasing this year. If you’re looking for warmth, wit, and a whole lot of birthday energy, this is the episode for you. Grab your favorite dessert and join us for the celebration!

In this upside-down episode of the Chicken Are The New Kittens, we dive headfirst into Stranger Things Monopoly — and things get weird and aggressive. Chelsey channels her inner Eleven and absolutely dominates the board, while Beth watches her properties vanish faster than Barb at a pool party. Chickens cluck, kittens meow, Beth and Chelsey snack (as usual), and Shamus spirals into sore-loser territory worthy of a Vecna-level tantrum. We bribe each other with Eggos (or Monopoly money and properties, whatever you want to call it), question the ethics of owning Hawkins real estate, and Shamus crap talks like he’s debating flipping the board when someone lands on the wrong square (again). With every roll of the dice, our relationships teeter on the edge like Hopper on a rickety Russian elevator. It’s part game night, part Hawkins drama, and entirely chaotic. Spoiler alert: Chelsey might be the new ruler of the Upside Down… and your local electric company.

This week, we play a round (okay, many rounds) of FMK and it gets silly in the best way. From swoon-worthy celebs and comfort food classics to cursed internet trends and questionable life choices, nothing is safe. We laugh a lot, get mildly disturbed, and even shock ourselves with some of our picks. Sometimes we’re totally in sync, and other times we’re side-eyeing each other like, you seriously chose THAT? There’s nostalgia, chaos, and way too much conversation about gas station sushi. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and it’ll have you playing along trying to decide between dogs, cats, chickens, and more!

Happy 25th episode folks!!!

In this awkward episode we’re battling a weird echo in our mics, but much like our dignity, we refuse to let it go quietly. Armed with our best “sexy” voices (which mostly just sound tired and mildly unwell), we take turns whispering famous taglines from toys and snacks while the other tries to guess the product. It’s inappropriate in the weirdest possible ways; think seductive Hot Wheels and sultry Goldfish crackers. Somehow, it’s both cringey and hilarious, and absolutely no one asked for it. Despite the chaos, we push through the feedback and the secondhand embarrassment to deliver an episode that’s equal parts unhinged and oddly nostalgic. Come for the mystery slogans, stay for the accidental ASMR and emotional unraveling.

In this episode, we let Buzzfeed tackle life’s most pressing questions—like what your dessert choices say about your pet count, and which personality trait is secretly running the show. We dove headfirst into a pile of delightfully unscientific quizzes, from spotting our red flags to rating our emotional availability, and the results were as hilarious as they were a little too real. Between the laughs, we stumbled into some unexpectedly deep insights (thanks, internet) and maybe learned a thing or two about ourselves along the way. If you’ve ever questioned your life choices based on your cookie preferences, you’re in good company. Come for the chaos, stay for the soul-searching disguised as clickbait.

In this episode of Chickens Are the New Kittens, we dive into the messy world of internet morality with “Fowl Behavior - AITA”. We take turns reading four Am I the A**hole? stories and put on our judgment hats to figure out who’s being reasonable and who’s just being a petty jerk. Some situations are hilariously amazing, others hit a little deeper, and a couple might just leave you shouting at your headphones in irritation. We talk it through, laugh a lot, and occasionally surprise ourselves with how strongly we feel about strangers on Reddit. It’s part therapy, part courtroom, and fully unqualified. Expect strong opinions, side commentary, and a little soul-searching along the way. Because let’s be honest, sometimes being right feels just a little too good.

In this episode, we put our friendship to the ultimate test with a game of “Friend Jeopardy”! With categories that cover our interests, goals, and more, we quiz each other on the little (and not-so-little) details that make us who we are. Do we really pay attention when the other person talks about their dreams? Can we remember the quirky facts from years of inside jokes and life updates? Does one of us not understand how jeopardy works at all?

It’s a hilarious, slightly chaotic, and surprisingly sentimental showdown. We laugh, we guess wildly, and maybe even learn a few new things about each other along the way. This isn’t just trivia—it’s a friendship deep dive and a competition for who’s paying for Bloody Mary’s!

Who knows… maybe there’s even a little surprise at the end!