A BONUS EPISODE!

THIS IS OUR FINAL EPISODE. Thanks for the laughs. -Your pals Elisa and Kayley

Cheers to another episode! Tangents, tales, and shots abound! Take a listen and gain some wisdom from our philosophical leader, Noah Centineo.

Happy Birthday, Virgins! We've fired Kayley, sorry about that. Her voice was driving us all nuts, so she had to go. Speaking of nuts, nuts make you fart and farting is a form of gas - hey, we talk about gas in this episode, too! Elisa reveals more secrets of being an RA and reads old diary entries. And then we have a special guest! Our special guest teaches us all the important lesson that whenever life gets hard, just give the wheel a jiggle.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...vampire? Saad missed a heartwarming connection at the zoo and Elisa and Kayley are just along for the ride. Enjoy this week's episode, and then get the frick out or we'll steal all your pants.

This episode, we embark on a journey of the mind, complete with the twists and turns of choice and decision. Who will you choose, Robert Plant or fig newtons? Mattress tags or our dear friend Ashley? This episode will show you, hopefully, the correct answer to those questions. And if you've answered them incorrectly, you'll be shunned forever, like everyone else at the end of every episode, hearing the dreaded words GET OUT as you sink into a horrible pit of utter despair....music by our unpaid intern Nathan.

This week, the girls are loud and giggly - but what's new. Elisa dreams about Jack Black, Nathan is the worst unpaid intern ever, Cheryl is somehow involved, and Kayley is a hardcore Avengers nerd. Enjoy this week's episode, we made it specifically for those who love Jack Black, unpaid interns, Cheryl, and Robert Downey Jr.

Elisa teaches Kayley about nostrils and tells her a story about when she was a terrorist in the U.K. with her youth pastor. The girls read fan mail and give super confusing advice. Then they verbally abuse you, the listener, until you get the frick out. Enjoy!

Spinsters, the bible, and plastic racks. What else can I say?

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