CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. 

Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. 

Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. 

Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.

Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids.