WE'RE BACK, BABY.  We bring you important philosophical questions (weigh in if you dare)! We bring you foul fowl conversations (Birds of Prey and neighbourhood birds)! Sam comes through with the zingers! We won't leave you like that again, I promise  xoxo. 

Episode seven! It's here and we get political! We gripe about Biden, Ziad thee activist and much more. We then interview David Xie and proceed to let him talk about whatever he wants with exactly zero pushback. If you get interviewed by us and you notice we're being meaner to you than we were to David, it's just because we're obssseeessed with him.

Hello... it's episode 6. Here we are... and we talk about a lot. Instagram stories, auspicious words, an interview with friend of the pod Meghan Ackland. We give you a groovy little inconsistency in the space time continuum wherein we conduct our interview on B's birthday but the rest of the ep happens on Friday. Love. Okay this episode is actually good............ 

Sam's partner gives us the fella's take from everything to Gossip Girl to how awesome it is to play Undertale.  Is Michael right that men's fashion has evolved more than women's fashion? Guess what our take is. One guess. And don't forget to kiss your homies goodnight. XOXO.

We finally get into what everyone was waiting for: Tiger Kings and weed and Whip It (Oh my!). Betsy is confidently wrong in at least 4 things throughout the episode. Write in if you can spot them and we might send you a prize (we won't). There's no guest in this one so you KNOW it's good!! C u in the ever after <3 

Episode 3... what can I say? We interview friend of the pod Maya Wohlfahrt and get into sartorial choices, She's the Man, smokeshows, and more. We talk geography, vore, love, life, hearsay, and smack-- so listen in! 

In the much-awaited second episode of Children of the Quarn, we bring the chats, issue a challenge for straight men in the quarantine, and interview a real life straight man. Join us in discussing groceries, Goop, ghosts and more.

Join us in our living room for Children of the Quarn's debut episode. We chat about life while socially distancing, bring some spicy pop culture and political takes and have a guest give us the Kingston perspective.