Childz Play

We'll be the first to admit that things have gotten a little out of hand here at Childz Play recently. So consider this the franchise reboot. We'll explain why you shouldn't let Adam Levine near a funeral, bro down with Frodo and Sam, and realign our spiritual centers.

Alex spells it out; Adam makes a plan.

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On a cold, lonely mountaintop... Conspiracy! Intrigue! Yeti Skin!

How did Pink end up involved with Q? Who caused Imagine Dragons to be so angry all the time? And why can't we stop doing this to ourselves?

Alex and Adam reach a new level of synchronicity.

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Arguably our most intelligent and well-researched episode yet...but also the dumbest? Put on your hacking gloves and jack in with us.

Alex embodies an icon; Adam tells the truth.

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Help us...it's so hot down here.

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It's time to clean house! Kidz Bop thought they could sneak some songs past us on various compilation albums, but we here at Childz Play are determined to listen to it all. Wait...we have to listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time? Fuck.

• Kidz Bop Goosebumps Music Video
• Kidz Bop Monsters Music Video
• Kidz Bop Shuffle Music Video
• History of the Hamster Dance

Alex grabs a bowl of warm water; Adam grabs a knife.

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Our longest episode yet could only come from a trip back to the 90s. But what songs did Kidz Bop choose to represent the decade? None of the alt-rock, we assure you!

We wax about nostalgia, slap a Parental Advisory sticker on everything, and become the true MacDaddies (pimps) we were always meant to be.

Adam shows some class bias; Alex brings the spirit of the 90s.

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Live from an unexpected and deadly venue, here is our review of Kidz Bop 35 (THE BIG ONE).

Numerology, co-dependency, myths, and legends. Strawberry milkshakes, privilege, and Superman costumery. It's all here, in a number that is divisible by 7.

Alex retires.

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Words of Love and a peek at the future from Adam H. Phillips

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Want dick. Want toys. Got dick. Got forgiveness for my unnamed sin. You know...classic Christmas stuff.

Adam questions what he sees; Alex stuffs a stocking.

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Deep in the belly of a whale, Adam and Alex discuss superhero jizz, perhaps the horniest song we've heard yet, and the grammatical repercussions of self empowerment.

Alex just wants to stay in.

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