Chimpsplaining

Mo Grunts is warned to get off the lawn and wonders why. Round table welcomes spring but not the return of TruGreen and all the other chemlawns.

Confronted with ad after ad for commercial DNA testing companies, Mo Grunts asks why anyone would willingly submit to this kind of screening. Roundtable ponders high-tech genealogy and superficial health faddery.

It's no secret that Mo Grunts enjoys some recreational pot smoking. What he doesn't understand is why it's both legal and illegal.

Mo Grunts does a job shadow for his community college class and is stumped by an office supervisor directing staff to "manage up." Round table tackles an unwritten rule of getting ahead in the white-collar workplace. 

A corporate HR officer suggests Mo Grunts take a year to find himself. The chimps signs, But I'm right here! Round table tackles self-consciousness, metacognition and the search for meaning among the great apes.

Mo Grunts was surprised to learn this guy is known for more than just his relationships with young chimps. 

Mo Grunts wonders why Coach K makes $9 million and Zion Williamson makes $0. Round table talks "amateurism" in big-money college sports.

Mo Grunts likes nuts and he likes almonds but he's unsure what to make of almond milk. An expanded roundtable tackles food ethics.

Mo Grunts has seen the ads for high-dollar pick-ups and SUVs, asks how cowboys and plumbers can afford these rides.

During a visit to Target, Mo Grunts confronts the Star Wars toy aisle and asks if Disney is ruining this franchise. Round table guys confront a galaxy far, far away that Alec Guinness dubbed "a fantasy world of second-hand childish banalities."