Chimpsplaining

Mo Grunts just shoved his way off a crowded CTA platform and wants to know who raised these clueless commuters. 

Mo Grunts can't understand why he feels so bad listening to NPR in the morning. Round table guys explain it's not just bad news -- it's Rachel Martin and bad journalism.

Mo Grunts isn't a hardcore rock music chimp but does wonder why fans are into seance concerts for dead bands. 

Mo Grunts is running for a local school board seat and seeks help from the roundtable guys with his position on Universal Basic Income.

Mo Grunts understands tribal politics but Chicago is a different kind of animal. Ain't the city ready for reform yet? he wonders.

Chimps are naturally fit wild animals and Mo is concerned about the red-faced runners he sees pounding the pavement. Round table guys explain the existential perils of domesticity, mortality and smartwatch activity monitors.

Wrapping up a 12-week book club, Mo Grunts asks why we're reading so much dystopian fiction these days, yet not nearly enough Pierre Boulle?

What part of involuntary celibate doesn't Mo Grunts understand? Pretty much every part.

Mo Grunts has never seen It's a Wonderful Life. Round table guys explain an anti-capitalist Christmas classic. Happy Holidays!

Mo Grunts understand nouns and he understands verbs. But he's a little mixed up about the proliferation of nouns as verbs. "How do I language this?" someone asked him. "Use better English!" Mo signed.