Chris and Jiajia get in a standoff over who is who, talk about a new pizza and coffee place named Donglu Post Station near the Guanyin temple park and Jiajia thinks Chris’ outfit makes her look like a cult leader. 

Jiajia and Chris talk about waving hands, explain different expletives, talk about the fountain at the Guanyin temple, ice cream and delicious noodles.

Chris and Jiajia call each other bossy, Jiajia says Chris is paranoid, they debate what zombies eat and lament over the unwelcome mosquitoes entering their house.

Chris learns the difference between tapenade and relish, explores the history of both and threatens to slap Jiajia if he yawns or falls asleep. 

Chris gets schooled in melons, Jiajia gives a recipe for diced salted cabbage tapenade, and Chris gives Jiajia a pop-quiz.

Tommy freaks out about the thunder, Jiajia turns into Dr. Doolittle and talks with Charlie, and Jiajia waxes poetic about duck butts and noodles.

Chris has a definite dislike and paranoia about mosquitoes even though they find Jiajia much more delicious.

Mean people sap the fun out of life. Jiajia has a little gray cloud over his head after running into a group of fishermen who don’t play well with others. 

Jiajia and Chris talk about staying cool in the heat, how to eat rapeseed greens and Chris is mildly unnerved to find out she’s been eating a lot of fava beans.

Chris solves her missing hair elastic mystery, Jiajia gets an ultimatum, and Jiajia and Chris talk about China’s “three furnaces”.