Chino & Beans

Chino & Beans

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  • Episode 19: Oysters, Clams, and Aneurysms
    This week the guys talk about 4/20. Hiking backpacks on the subway. Angry Bronx guy. Drunks on the subway. Being in NYC too long. Older people not using headphones. Sprite…with Lemonade. Yankees fans. Opening champagne bottles. Thumbs in bottles. Thumbs in butts. Favorite numbers. Seaweed salad. Game of Thrones trapped in the closet. Maren Morris stung by jellyfish. Trolls and Spoilers. American Horror Story. Famous people depression. Aneurysms. Testicles. Drogonese. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather #WYR. Sleeper Picks and much more!
    News:
    DC’s Swamp Thing
    Power is Power Game of Thrones song
    Spider-Man: Far From Home release
    Stephen & Owen King’s Sleeping Beauties adaptation
    New Chucky image
    American Horror Story Season 9
    Rob McElhenney cameo in GoT
    Game of Thrones actors’ personal struggles
    Trailers:
    X-Men: The Dark Phoenix (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azvR__GRQic)
    Child’s Play (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeHNLikDiVw)
    Hobbs & Shaw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7PAyCDwEg)
    Chernobyl mini-series (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9APLXM9Ei8)
    The Boys series (https://youtu.be/CD46c08MsHg)
    Features:
    Game of Thrones, 8.01 (Winterfell) Breakdown
    Game of Thrones, 8.02 predictions
    Segments:
    Superhero Fight Club #SHFC
    Would You Rather #WYR
    Sleeper Picks
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    Links:
    Swamp Thing: https://geektyrant.com/news/teaser-trailer-for-dcs-swamp-thing-gives-us-our-first-look-at-the-creature
    Spider-Man: Far From Home: https://geektyrant.com/news/sony-moves-spider-man-far-from-home-release-date-up-a-couple-days
    Sleeping Beauties: https://www.thewrap.com/stephen-king-owen-sleeping-beauties-adaptation-amc/
    AHS Season 9: https://www.looper.com/149960/american-horror-story-new-season-gets-teaser-title/
    Evan Peters: https://www.looper.com/150309/the-real-reason-evan-peters-is-leaving-ahs/
    Sophie Turner: https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/16/entertainment/sophie-turner-game-of-thrones-depression-trnd/index.html
    Emilia Clarke: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/personal-history/emilia-clarke-a-battle-for-my-life-brain-aneurysm-surgery-game-of-thrones
    Kit Harington: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kit-harington-balls-testicle_n_5cb7495fe4b0c53a1705b7e2
    Jason Momoa shaves his beard: https://www.gq.com/story/jason-momoa-beard
    2 hr 37 min
  • Episode 18: Holy Game Of Thrones featuring Mike P.
    We're back and Happy Game of Thrones week! This week, the guys are joined by a very special guest, their good friend - Mike P! Together, the guys talk about Apple watches. Accents on foods. Nut-ella. Awkward subway rides. Helping people in need. Not calling the cops. Stickball. Wiffleball. First time we all met. Wet dreams. Star Wars trailer. Old man Bruce Wayne. Disney+ v. Netflix. GAME OF THRONES. The muffin sailor. GoT predictions. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would Your Rather #WYR and much more!
    News:
    Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker
    Disney +
    Bruce Wayne casting in Titans
    Features:
    GAME. OF. THRONES.
    Game of Thrones Season 8 Predictions
    Game of Thrones Live/Death game
    Game of Thrones Questions/Theories
    Segments:
    Superhero Fight Club #SHFC
    Would You Rather #WYR
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    2 hr 29 min
  • Episode 16: Macho Man Randy Savage
    This week the guys talk about v-lod casting. Beans’ new job. Taquitos. Airlines robbery. Winking. Tristan Thompson. Price of friendship. The Bachelor. Tim Tebow’s girlfriend. Random notes in your phone after drinking. Mr. Rogers being creepy. Hulk Hogan. Ooooooooooo Yeahhhh! Macho Man Randy Savage impressions. Constipated talking. Studly Superboy. Elmer’s glue. Michael Jackson. The Beatles. Pokemon. News. Trailers. Reviews. Oscars ‘19 Recap. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather #WYR. Sleeper picks and much more!
    News:
    Would You Be My Neighbor news
    Netflix cancels remaining Marvel series
    Gwyneth Paltrow retirement
    Hukamania movie
    New Wolverine prospects
    Titans Season 2 Super Boy casting
    Breaking Bad movie
    Game of Thrones
    Trailers:
    Leaving Neverland
    Yesterday
    Godzilla
    Captain Marvel
    Pokemon
    Dark Phoenix
    Twilight Zone
    Reviews:
    Doom Patrol -Episodes 1&2
    True Detective finale
    Umbrella Academy Season 1
    Alita: Battle Angel
    Feature:
    Oscar ‘19 Recap
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    Links:
    Netflix Marvel: https://geektyrant.com/news/marvel-tv-head-jeph-loeb-writes-open-letter-to-fans-regarding-canceled-netflix-shows-and-teases-their-future
    Hulkamania: https://screenrant.com/chris-hemsworth-hulk-hogan-chris-evans-randy-savage-fan-art/
    Wolverine: https://www.looper.com/145342/gorgeous-artwork-imagines-daniel-radcliffe-as-the-next-wolverine/
    Superboy: https://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/dc-universe/279541/titans-season-2-casts-superboy-conner-kent
    Game of Thrones: https://mashable.com/article/game-of-thrones-season-8-character-posters-emojis/#0YWYPGmBuiqa
    Leaving Neverland trailer : https://youtu.be/R_Ze8LjzV7Q
    Yesterday trailer: https://youtu.be/H3VeHyedL1U
    Godzilla trailer: https://youtu.be/KDnKuFtdc7A
    Captain Marvel trailer: https://youtu.be/lkJKyRjsuck
    Pokemon trailer: https://youtu.be/bILE5BEyhdo
    Dark Phoenix: https://youtu.be/1-q8C_c-nlM
    Twilight Zone trailer: https://youtu.be/29_gA_GDGvE
    Oscars: https://oscar.go.com/nominees
    2 hr 34 min
  • Episode 15: Valentine's Day Toaster Bath
    It’s the Valentine’s Day Episode! This week the guys talk about love in the air. Valentine’s Day plans. Smash Mouth. Golden dipped roses. Heinz ketchup. 2019 Grammys. Possessed Lady Gaga. Alicia Keys’ chill. BTS. Beans not being attracted to asians. Kacey Musgraves beauty and toaster bath. Bad Ass blue balls. Beans’ big life announcement. Raccoon hats. Incest Star Wars. Gay household items. More toaster baths. News. Trailers. Reviews. Favorite Rom-Coms. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather #WYR. Sleeper picks and much more!
    News:
    Sopranos Prequel: The Many Saints of Newark
    Game of Thrones Season 8 runtimes
    HBO Adnan Syed docuseries
    Avengers Endgma
    RIP Mr. Oreo
    Ben Affleck out as Batman
    Pennyworth first look
    New Terminator trilogy
    Trailers:
    Aladdin
    Avengers
    Captain Marvel
    Spider-Man: Far From Home
    US
    Toy Story 4
    Frozen 2
    Child’s Play
    Reviews:
    The Punisher Season 2
    True Detective Episodes 1-6
    YOU on Netflix
    Feature:
    Favorite Romantic Comedies
    Segments:
    Superhero Fight Club #SHFC
    Would You Rather #WYR
    Sleeper Picks
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    Links:
    Sopranos: https://www.looper.com/143551/sopranos-prequel-film-casts-james-gandolfinis-son-as-young-tony/
    GoT: https://screenrant.com/game-thrones-season-8-episode-runtime/
    Avengers: https://comicbook.com/marvel/2019/02/06/avengers-endgame-intermission-runtime-theaters/
    Pennyworth: https://geektyrant.com/news/first-look-at-jack-bannon-as-alfred-pennyworth-in-the-batman-inspired-series-pennyworth
    Terminator: https://geektyrant.com/news/james-cameron-reveals-possible-title-for-the-new-terminator-movie-and-other-details
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    1 hr 57 min
  • Episode 14: Chino And Beans Superhero Fantasy League
    In honor of the Super Bowl, Chino & Beans’ first ever SUPERHERO FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT. This week the guys are back after a few week sabbatical and are joined by a special guest from California. Andrew aka “Curry” turns the podcast into a real-life fusion restaurant. This week we talk about Chino’s return. Hawaii. California omelets. Donation shaming. Chino, Beans & Curry – the real Bodega Boyz. The Superhero Football Draft and much more!
    Feature:
    Superhero Fantasy Football Draft ‘19
    Drafted Teams:
    Chino:
    GM: Kingpin
    HC: Nick Fury
    QB: Mr. Fantastic
    WR: Dr. Strange
    WR: Multiple Man
    RB: Quicksilver
    TE: Kratos
    C: The Thing
    Kicker: Shang Chi
    CB: Adam Warlock
    CB: Wonder Woman
    S: Thor
    DE: Hercules
    DE: She-Hulk
    MLB: Ice-Man
    Beans:
    GM: Batman
    HC: Ozymandias
    QB: Captain America
    WR: Spiderman
    WR: Nightcrawler
    RB: Flash
    TE: Venom
    C: Doc Oc
    Kicker: Iron Fist
    CB: Vision
    CB: Martian Manhunter
    S: Silver Surfer
    DE: Thanos
    DE: Beast Boy
    MLB: Green Lantern
    Curry:
    GM: Mystique
    HC: Lex Luthor
    QB: Iron Man
    WR: Goku
    WR: Superboy
    RB: Shazam
    TE: Juggernaut
    C: Hulk
    Kicker: Loki
    CB: Captain Marvel
    CB: Supergirl
    S: Superman
    DE: Doctor Doom
    DE: Ant-Man
    MLB: Invisible Woman
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    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode 13: The Legend of Marmalade
    This week the guys talk about new studio. Kohl's sneakers vs. Yeezy's. Boonk Gang! Eating dogs and humans. FIlipino food. The Legend of Marmalade. Stranger Things seasons. Chino doing the Bird Box Challenge. Making sandwiches blind. Camouflage game. Jay & Silent Bob. Weight loss. Bandersnatch review (again). Billions of dollar in cash. Disney taking over the world (again). Handicap fraud. Everything bagel seasoning. Upcoming 2019 movies. Halloween 2018 movie semi-review. Pokemon impressions, uh oh. Jazz cabbage. DCU Young Justice. Best Superpowers. Johnny Pepper Steak. David Egg Roll. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather #WYR. Sleeper Picks and much more!
    News:
    Stranger Things
    Bird Box Challenge warning from Netflix
    The Punisher release date & trailer
    Jay & Silent Bob returning
    Black Mirror Season 5 delayed
    2018 Disney Global Box Office
    True Detective Season 3
    Feature:
    Most Anticipated Movies of 2019
    Segments:
    Beans’ Build-a-Superhero
    Superhero Fight Club #SHFC
    Would You Rather #WYR
    Sleeper Picks
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    Links:
    Punisher- https://comicbook.com/marvel/2019/01/03/punisher-season-2-stills/
    Silent Bob- https://www.looper.com/141850/kevin-smith-confirms-return-of-jay-and-silent-bob/
    Disney- https://variety.com/2019/film/news/box-office-record-disney-dominates-1203098075/
    2019 Movies- https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/g24561951/best-movies-of-2019
    1 hr 46 min
  • Episode 11: A Very Chino & Beans Christmas
    Christmas Episode! This week the guys talk about Christmas songs. Favorite Christmas movies. Coquito! Home Alone series. Chino and Beans’ most memorable Christmas stories. Best gifts. Chino’s Top 10 “Christmas" movies. What makes a movie a Christmas movie? Kissed/Touched by a Rose by Seal. Michael Bublé’s Croissant Christmas. Aladdin Bollywood. Virtue Signalers. More Christmas music. Jason Momoa’s beauty. Amber Heard’s beauty. Hawaiian haka chant. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather #WYR. Home invasion stories. Sleeper picks. Chino & Beans exchange gifts and much more!
    News:
    Walking Dead Season 9(b)
    Aladdin first-look photos
    Hellboy trailer
    Lion King petition
    MIB International trailer
    Doom Patrol series teaser and casting
    Reviews:
    Titans Season Finale (spoilers)
    Aquaman movie (spoilers)
    Segments:
    Superhero Fight Club #SHFC
    Would You Rather #WYR
    Sleepers
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    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode 10: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Sméagol
    This week the guys talk about their weekends. Miss Universe. Filipinos represent. The FaceApp. Chino as a gorgeous woman. Beans looks awful as a woman. Godzirra movie story. Deadpool Avengers trailer. Onward Pixar movie. MIB International. Is Chris Hemsworth funny? Spawn reboot. John Leguizamo and The Pest. Jordan Peele’s Us movie. Twilight Zone reboot. The Punisher season 2. Binge watching. Titans episode 10. Koriand’r vs. Coriander vs. Cilantro. Spice family. Stranger Things season 3 trailer. Miley Cyrus in Black Mirror season 5. Netflix’s Mowgli. Smeagle. Andy Serkis CGI godfather. Weekend Box Office. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse movie review. Mortal Engines trash novel. Chino’s lost, then found Smeagle impression. Racist Asian Penny Parker. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather? Sleeper picks and much more!
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    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 9: Godzirrra!
    This week the guys talk about Christmas shopping. Toys R Us. Blockbuster. Video Games. Ghosted by Zac Efron. Subway etiquette. Black Mirror. Chino’s show recommendations. Narcos Mexico. Michael “Big Dick” Fassbender. Jacked Sonic the Hedgehog. Daenerys vs. Sansa. Priyanka Chopra being a hot aunt. Yoshi impressions. Shazam! movie and his hypothetic legal battles. Spiderman Far From Home trailer delay and movie theories. Godzilla! Godzirrrra! Millie Bobby Brown should win an Oscar. King Kong. Titans Episode 9. Minka Kelly’s booty. Hank/Hawks booty. Biff impressions. Those crazy Golden Globe nominations. Best Picture in a Drama hot takes. Captain Marvel trailer breakdown and plot theories. Avengers Endgame trailer and theories. Nanobot Fleshlights. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather #WYR. Sleeper picks and much more!
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    1 hr 45 min
  • Episode 8: Shang-Chi Happy Endings
    This week the the guys talk about Weekend updates. Donating clothes. Brendan Schaub. Microphone Saturday. Get emotional. Crying at funerals. R.I.P. Stephen Hillenburg. Spongebob. Netflix cancels Daredevil. Kingpin at Thanksgiving. Ben Affleck. Stan Lee and the Civil Rights Movement. Shang-Chi. Happy Endings. Orange slices. Asian actors and asians. Roald Dahl Netflix Universe. Disney’s Artemis Fowl. David Harbour’s Hellboy. Spiderman Into the Spider-verse. Captain Marvel. Why are Marvel sidekicks black? Live trailer review! George R. Martin Game of Thrones spinoff concept. Titans Episode 8. Creed II review. First Man review. Superhero Fight Club #SHFC. Would You Rather? Sleeper picks and much more!
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    1 hr 35 min

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