Chip and Cern have long bonded over Soul Asylum’s Runaway Train song and it even served as the Chip and Cern unofficial theme song. It is their song, that is sweet. Chip and Cern discuss the updated Runaway Train song that was made for the 25 years ago. Chip and Cern tune in to the newly remixed song, provide their feedback and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. #runawaytrain25

Well after two kiddos, Chip decided to get himself fix. Chip and Cern are back enjoying Adobe Creek Terp Sauce Hazy IPA. Chip was really chompin’ at the bit to get the snip snip done as a more permanent form of birth control. Chip relives the details with Cern squirming with every word. Hear this funny story and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

Chip and Cern bust out their fingers & toes, abacus, and protractors to take on the math problem that broke the internet. The math problem is basic: "8÷2(2+2)=?" Chip and Cern are over confidant and roll out their PEMDAS getting the answer of 1. After some more digging and Googling, Chip and Cern find a new way to handle this problem.

Chip and Cern digest the Top 15 Sandwiches and provide their own expert opinions, feedback and analysis on the list. Chip and Cern tell a few good stories that somehow involve sandwiches. Chip’s wife stops by for some bonus commentary and spoils the entire list. Chip and Cern don’t eat a lot of sandwiches, but they would like to eat more. All this comedy goodness and more on this episode on The Chip and Cern Show.

Chip and Cern are back enjoying some Adobe Creek Brewing Terp Sauce Hazy IPA and discussing the 1st Annual Dilly Dilly Dill Pickle Off between Chip, Cern and Joe. A few months back Joe and Cern were enjoying each other’s pickles and it was decided to make it an official contest. Dana doesn’t like pickles, so he was out. Find out who won and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

At Chip’s (now old) work, Chip and Cern have a person on the inside reporting on pending drama and excitement in the workplace. If you want to get more context about this episode be sure to check out the potty work email episode. The subject line on the email said IMPORTANT, so you know you need to read it. Chip and Cern dig into this wordy and detailed email and more in this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

Chip and Cern are getting ready to storm Area 51. It started as a Facebook joke event but has now turned into an event where 800k people have said they are going to attend. Chip and Cern discuss their belief in life outside of earth, aliens and is the US Government cutting up aliens and hiding beings from outer space from the people.

Chip and Cern are enjoying a nice summer break, so we are kicking it old school with a Chip and Cern Classic. This Classic episode was from Chip’s now old place of work with some work weirdness at Chip’s work. There was an email sent out from a very high up person shaming all “DUDES” at Chip’s work for having an accident in the “DUDES BATHROOM.” This email went to the entire company which included the CEO and other high up folks at the company.

Alabama just signed into law a chemical castration for sex offenders in an effort to reduce recidivism among sex offenders. Chip and Cern dig into this interesting law, which California has had in effect for over a decade. How chemical castration it is done, the effects and more are covered in this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

Chip and Cern take to fixing the poor MLB attendance in about half of the MLB teams. The Blue Jays have suffered a -25% drop YOY and even the Giants have taken a -17% hit. Chip and Cern are blaming rising beer, food and parking costs as a big part of the problem. Chip and Cern dig into this issue and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.