Chip and Cern Show

Black Friday is everyone’s fave time to blow their money and grab a sweet deal as companies try to bring the books into the black. Chip and Cern give tips, tricks and plans for dominating Black Friday 2018. 

Speaking of Black Friday the Chip and Cern Show are offering FREE SHIPPING for any orders in the Chip and Cern Show Store.

Chip and Cern are on a break, so we are bringing you The Hits v9. They will be back to provide you new shows in no time, but The Hits are a great way to share and introduce the show to your friends.

Chip and Cern are both fathers of kids and as you might know, kids say some funny stuff. Chip’s daughter is talking a lot more and has been dropping some funny stuff in the stores. Cern has a few winner lines from his son, so Chip goes to Cern for some advice. Funny kid stories, how to handle them and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

It is that time of year for the annual Golf Tourney for Cern’s work, affectionally named “Bread Golf Tourney.” Dana, Joe, Chip and Cern teamed up, as usual, and turned in their best performance yet. Cern hit some of his best golf, and Chip keeps getting worse and worse. Hear the full recap, antics and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

Cern just got back from his big Disneyland vacation. Chip is just about to go with his little girl in a few weeks. Cern gives his tips, tricks and more.

Aboard a Frontier Airlines flight, a female passenger refused to get off a flight after her emotional support squirrel was denied entry on the plane because it was a rodent. A few months back there was an emotional support peacock that was denied entry. Should emotional support animals be limited to mammals or just dogs and cats? Chip and Cern discuss this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

Chip and Cern will be talking about Donald Trump’s penis for nearly 30 mins. If that will bother you, it would be best to tune out now but download the episode first to boost the numbers for Chip and Cern’s egos. American Hero, Stormy Daniels, reveals how lackluster of a lay Trump was in her new book. She also shares anatomical details about his manhood. As you should expect Chip and Cern dive into the details in hypotheticals all based on no facts or evidence.

Alternate title: Goose Gossage is an Ass Part 2.  Based on a Bleacher Report article around the “greats of the game” commenting on baseball new “all or nothing” type of play. More strikeouts than hits in this year’s season for the first time ever. These interesting stats, Chip and Cern’s thoughts and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

Hooters is on the slippery slope of death, and they chose a common scapegoat in this day and age, the millennial. Chip and Cern being millennials, (former) Hooters customers and fan of the breasts, in general, felt they were experts on the subject of breastraunts such as Hooters. Tune in for their hot (and breaded) take on Hooters.

Chip and Cern have their new equipment and are sounding better from an audio perspective, not content. There is nothing they can do about that. In high school Chip and Cern were eBay power users. Snagging sunglasses, baseball memorabilia and other goodies on the regular. Chip heard from a coworker that eBay has some good deals about some audio equipment. Chip went to get some stuff, but now he is banned from eBay. Hear that story and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.