Chip and Lance

Chip and Lance

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Chip and Lance episodes

  • Meet Saxophone Joe

    In chapter 8 of the epic Chip and Lance quarantine show saga, Lance is trying to figure out why Chip is sad. Crazy things proceed to happen.

    Music: Their Finest Hour by Savfk (www.youtube.com/savfkmusic www.facebook.com/savfkmusic). Solo Cello Passion by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions. Bittersweet, Meatball Parade, Breaktime by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Last Horizon by Silent Partner.

    9 min
  • Dinosaur Volcano Cereal Time

    In episode 7 of our special quarantine children's show, Lance's attempts to introduce order in the household go awry when Chip attempts to introduce Dinosaur Volcano Cereal Time, among other things.

    Music: Hyperfun, Circus Waltz, Breaktime by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Chinese Traditional Bamboo Flute Music - Free Copyright by Mr. NCS. And also either 'Action Bed' by Ludzix or 'And Flows Water' by Deflektor, it was hard to tell which one was actually the one we used. 


    10 min
  • Hugs for mugs

    Chip wakes up Lance from a dream and things go from there. At one point Chip suspects that Lance is badgers. But somebody really needs a hug. LISTEN NOW!

    Music: Hyperfun, Silent Comedy Music, Thinking Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Words Fall Apart by Josh Woodward is licensed under a Attribution License. 

    9 min
  • Imitation Mahogany

    In this episode of the Chip and Lance quarantine show, Chip learns a much needed lesson in respecting other people's stuff. Or at least, Lance tries to teach him one by telling him some stories. But, y'know, things don't work out. Very sad.

    Music: Hyperfun, Show Must Go On, and Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Fairy Tale by Movie Music. 

    10 min
  • Goodnight Graystripe

    Lance and Chip have a conversation about facing their fears, which leads to Chip telling a story about the time he was confronted by a pack of hungry wolves in the woods.

    Music: Symbiosis by Savfk (www.youtube.com/savfkmusic www.facebook.com/savfkmusic).The Nest by Josh Woodward is licensed under a Attribution License. Escape from Hell by World Music Official. Hyperfun  by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    12 min
  • Outside Possibilities

    In the third episode of our emergency quarantine children's show, Chip wants to do something, but Lance says everything is closed. So they try to think of something to do inside. Complications ensure. 

    9 min
  • A total wash

    In episode 2 of our very special quarantine children's show, Lance tries to teach Chip a completely new concept: washing his hands. Shenanigans ensue. 

    8 min
  • The Quarantine

    In this episode of our very special Chip and Lance Quarantine Show, Lance is settling down to a very peaceful time of quarantine, when Chip interrupts for some reason. Will Chip understand the importance of a quarantine? Will Lance be attacked by killer bees? Listen to find out. Part 2 this Wednesday.

    Music: Hyperfun and Monkeys spinning monkeys by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    8 min

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