Freedom of expression should never be tamed, if you ask Matt & Brendan. It’s a principle this great country was founded upon. Hence, M&B fully support a Goth girl’s right to use power tools on her crotch. Beyond support, they’ll

Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg taught us all an important lesson in “The Next Episode”: Smoke weed everyday. That’s all well and good if you roll up a blunt or something. But what if you have no weed and only cigars? Nate

Never brown your meat, when you’re listening to Matt and Brendan. There’ll be time enough for brownin’, when the podcast is done. You gotta know when to slap ‘em, Know when to get aggressive, Know when to egg someone, Know when

Matt and Brendan check their oil and see a blaze across the sky this week. Is that energy the result of a hillbilly neighbor? Or a drunken hot girl? Matt and Brendan will make you jump, jump, Mad Dawg and Doc Rhubarb are ready to bounce,

Matt and Brendan get on a weird jag of 80s TV references during today’s show. (But the jag doesn’t actually include JAG, because that was more recent and neither watched that show.) They just keep popping up as Mad Dog and Doc Rhubarb talk the

Matt and Brendan are pregaming for a party Matt is about to host. He’s having a last-minute Blackhawks watching party and there are some details to go over. Guest list, menu, drinks and cleaning are items of concern. excited, preparing

Is that you, podcast listener? Matt and Brendan are having trouble seeing you clearly. Please come closer so they can get a good look at you. There you go, what a fine looking person you’ve become. Now, how about an eyeball licking? It’s the

Matt and Brendan are focused on the road ahead, through any Blurred Lines. Whether that means seeking out a lost loved one, or the reality of a future loved one, these truths are self-evident. Nude videos, drunk texting and car games aside, M

Matt and Brendan piece together memories from a Park West after party complete with untamed small talk. There’s also slow dancing, a tortilla debate and a full M and B E News segment.

International travel has Matt Euro trippin’ and trying to readjust to life on land. Matt and Brendan discuss café ham and cheese and the cruise ship scene. The long flights left much to be desired and included dripping fluids and an up