Is that you, podcast listener? Matt and Brendan are having trouble seeing you clearly. Please come closer so they can get a good look at you. There you go, what a fine looking person you’ve become. Now, how about an eyeball licking? It’s the

Matt and Brendan are focused on the road ahead, through any Blurred Lines. Whether that means seeking out a lost loved one, or the reality of a future loved one, these truths are self-evident. Nude videos, drunk texting and car games aside, M

Matt and Brendan piece together memories from a Park West after party complete with untamed small talk. There’s also slow dancing, a tortilla debate and a full M and B E News segment.

International travel has Matt Euro trippin’ and trying to readjust to life on land. Matt and Brendan discuss café ham and cheese and the cruise ship scene. The long flights left much to be desired and included dripping fluids and an up

Today’s Matt & Brendan show features some classic moments in M&B podcasting history. Yes, it’s a clip show, but it’s stuff from way back in the day. We’re talking ’08-’09. Way back.

It’s a crucial conflict on today’s Matt & Brendan show. Luckily, bonding and re-bonding can be achieved through the use of alcohol. At the end of the day, Matty and Brendo are stronger than ever. Was there ever any doubt?

Matt & Brendan might not remind you of the spunky cheerleaders from the Kirsten Dunst film “Bring It On”. M&B have spirit, though. Yes they do. It might be late night energy coursing through them as exhibited in rapid fire sports-related text

Something borrowed, something broken and something bitched about caused some tension over the weekend. Matt & Brendan discuss. And are M&B on the verge of major a scientific break through? A previously undiagnosed condition is Open up

Today’s M&B show courts serious head trauma and trading spaces. Brendan’s trip to Charleston was a far cry from Hazzard County. In fact, that Greeley boy may have found hisself tangling with a buzz that didn’t come from Uncle Reckon

Go shawty, it’s your birthday. We gonna party like it’s your birthday. We gon’ sip Bacardi (or possibly SoCo?) like it’s your birthday. You can find M&B in the club, bottle full of bub. Look mami, they got the fire, if