Buckle up, y'all. Morgan's got some fucking spicy takes about the Olympics and maybe also Russia? Meg cools things off while talking about tie-dye. Oh no, Morgan is still mad about the Olympics though! Hey, let's talk about shoes. 

We're back at our homes and editing out (most of the) burps! In this episode, Morgan talks shit about the St. Louis Arch. Meg starts talking about the Orpheum theater in St. Louis, but it turns into a big thing about architecture. Morgan bought a new, gothy purse. Meg talks about the miracle of human flight. 

In this Very Special Episode, Morgan and Meg meet face-to-face. Joined by special guest host, Byrd, they discuss sharp-edged dice, Ott's Original Wing Sauce, and face-to-face friendship. Morgan was a tiny bit drunk. Meg was more than a tiny bit drunk. There are a couple unfiltered microphone burps. At some point, Byrd and the live studio audience, Kyle, are in charge of the podcast. 

 Have you been unsatisfied with podcasts lately? Have all your recent auditory experiences been lacking a certain je nais se quois? Is that je nais se quois a podcaster who eats hotdogs while recording? Find out in episode 15 of Chocolate Chips for Dinner!

In this episode, Morgan has hot takes on the new Vampire the Masquerade game, Bloodhunt. Meg has big feelings about garbage bags. Morgan tells us about the documentary, LFG. Meg does a rapid-fire reviews where she updates us on the state of Patsy's leg, alienates dudes named Bradley, and talks about eyeshadow. 

This episode, like so many episodes, was uploaded several weeks late due to Meg being the ABSOLUTE DIRT WORST!
In episode 14, Meg mixes vodka with Crystal Light and can't shut the fuck up about it. Morgan cracks the code about why some Kalamata olives are good and why some are butt. Meg talks about how a Slip 'n Slide would make her pop like a water balloon. We (unfairly) dog on Gen-X for being proud of surviving being latchkey kids. Morgan reviews NYX Liquid Suede lipstick. Meg reviews her cat Patsy. 

In Episode 13, Morgan discusses the new Mortal Kombat movie before Meg totally derails it talking about Star Wars (again.) Once we get back on track, Meg wants to talk about those big hot soft pretzels with neon orange cheeze (and shares some weird details about her past and present). Morgan reviews No Man's Sky, which is apparently very good now. Meg goes a little weird because of how good Gen Z's pants are. 

Content Warning: Mental health, transphobia, childhood sexual abuse

In the first episode of season 2 (which was definitely planned and not just two women getting the depresh and not being able to podcast for like 4 months) Meg and Morgan are back at it. Morgan discusses The Zombieland Saga. Meg draws a line in the sand about baked beans. Morgan discusses transphobic legislation that is being introduced in many different states. Meg reads a rapid-fire list of observations, then talks a little bit about some wonderful Kickstarter dice from Greenleaf Geek. For some reason, ham is mentioned A LOT. Also, Crystal Light. 

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In episode 11, Morgan reviews Bofuri: I Don't Want To Get Hurt So I'll Max Out My Defense, then Meg brings us all down by discussing getting COVID-19. Morgan brings us right back into it and speaks the truth about Funimation's UI for the PS4 app. Meg gets a little too into dip powder nails. 

In the last of our vaulted episodes, Morgan is hungover on Professor Meg's Miracle Elixir 100% Guaranteed Cures Frankensteinism (homemade booze). Morgan reviews Kings of the Wyld by Nicholas Eames. Meg gets fucking hype about cubside grocery pickup and respects the lack of hustle from teenagers leading a war on accurate grocery orders. Morgan talks about Good Dye Young hair lightening products and Meg gets mad about how good Morgan is at cutting and dyeing her own hair. Meg reviews I'm a Gay Wizard by V.S. Santoni and it's absolutely one of the best series out there right now.

Episode 9 is another one of our vaulted episodes, recorded 11/22/2020. Meg is sick as hell right now, and Morgan is going through something so serious she gave herself bangs. This too will pass, hopefully. In the meantime, Morgan talks about her good bookshelf and learns more about Meg's biting impulses. Meg talks mechanical keyboards, because OF COURSE she likes Mechanical Keyboards. Morgan reviews Given by Natsuki Kizu, and it sounds good as hell. We cut Meg's final review out because it was one of those things that when you record it in November it sounds fine, but then a violent, seditious mob of white-supremacists tries to overthrow a democratic election and suddenly joking about how Coke Freestyle machines are preventing the collapse of democracy in America just doesn't feel as funny as it did at the time.