ChocoLumpia Lessons

ChocoLumpia Lessons

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ChocoLumpia Lessons episodes

  • Episode 89: Treat Yo’self Like Yer Royalty 👑
    Tribe! I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Let’s talk about Thanksgiving, Gingerbread Mens, the holidays, why I’m loving my OF, social medias, music share, haterz, Paula Abdul’s assistant Phil and (trigger warning ⚠️ ) why I’m such an advocate for women’s safety and protection. No tears but trigger warning. Girl dads, brothers, boyfriends, husbands need to hear this episode. If you, or anyone you know, is a victim of sexual assault and needs help please contact your local authorities and RAINN. www.Rainn.org or 800.656.HOPE (4673)
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 88: Judge-y McJudge-ersons

    Heeeeyooooo!!!! Hi Tribe 🧡 I’ve missed you. What. A. Week. Huhn?! Listen in as I discuss the current chisme/tsismis (español y tagalog) 🍵😋 From music to las dramaticas, to futuristic insults, to Punk-Ass-Bitch Symptoms, to confidence and the peeps who can’t handle it 🤷🏽‍♀️ Strap in! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday 😝🤘🏽 I lurve y’all. Don’t forget to leave a review!!!! 🙌🏽😘

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 88: Judge-y McJudge-ersons
    Heeeeyooooo!!!! Hi Tribe 🧡 I’ve missed you. What. A. Week. Huhn?! Listen in as I discuss the current chisme/tsismis (español y tagalog) 🍵😋 From music to las dramaticas, to futuristic insults, to Punk-Ass-Bitch Symptoms, to confidence and the peeps who can’t handle it 🤷🏽‍♀️ Strap in! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday 😝🤘🏽 I lurve y’all. Don’t forget to leave a review!!!! 🙌🏽😘
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    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 87: Die Mad 😆😘❤️

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since when have I given a fxxx?! Welcome to #ChocoLumpiaLessons!!! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday and I have some sh*t to say 🤗😬 From sensitive people, to Sociology, to ghosts, to head butting biotches, to Catholic school, to The Handmaid’s Tale (don’t worry! No spoilers! ❤️)...let’s laugh at the apocalypse 🤷🏽‍♀️ “Under His Eye” 👁

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 87: Die Mad 😆😘❤️
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since when have I given a fxxx?! Welcome to #ChocoLumpiaLessons!!! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday and I have some sh*t to say 🤗😬 From sensitive people, to Sociology, to ghosts, to head butting biotches, to Catholic school, to The Handmaid’s Tale (don’t worry! No spoilers! ❤️)...let’s laugh at the apocalypse 🤷🏽‍♀️ “Under His Eye” 👁
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 86: Election Day BONUS Episode! 🗳
    Woo Hoo! It’s Election Day! I wanted to make an episode for y’all standing in line, driving to polls or just feeling antsy about the day. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be 🤣😂😳😨😱 and enjoy the ride, right?! 🎢 Omagheeerd. Listen in as I discuss the importance of today and push one more time to get you to vote! I also discuss the importance of strong self-help habits, the ability to accept and move on, friendships/relationships, plants 🌱 and Bat-Cat-Men 🦇 Yo. IDFK. Welcome to my brain! 😆🤷🏽‍♀️ Luv u guysh 💗
    56 min
  • Episode 86: Election Day BONUS Episode! 🗳
    Woo Hoo! It’s Election Day! I wanted to make an episode for y’all standing in line, driving to polls or just feeling antsy about the day. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be 🤣😂😳😨😱 and enjoy the ride, right?! 🎢 Omagheeerd. Listen in as I discuss the importance of today and push one more time to get you to vote! I also discuss the importance of strong self-help habits, the ability to accept and move on, friendships/relationships, plants 🌱 and Bat-Cat-Men 🦇 Yo. IDFK. Welcome to my brain! 😆🤷🏽‍♀️ Luv u guysh 💗
    56 min
  • Episode 85: Trick or Drink 🥃🎃🍂

    Tribe! Wut up?! Happy All Hallows’ Eve! Listen in as I answer the questions you asked me on IG stories, discuss why boundaries are impor-aant, explain when the ship goes down, the blue moon, nosey-a** tw@ts, and the election. It’s ChocoLumpia Lessons, and I luh you. Don’t forget to rate 5 stars and review!!! 🖤🙌🏽 #tcllt

    1 hr
  • Episode 84: No Fxxxs Given Friday! 🤘🏽😝

    So much to say today! 😳 This one was a roller coaster, in the best way possible. Have you VOTED yet?! 🗳 Today I have a HUGE list of notes and we hit majority of them. Idfk. You have to just listen...From plant analogies, to off vibes, to Crystal Assault (dibs if I ever become a DJ), toe cracks, d*ck pics, asteroids, hippie shiet and serious shit...I am ChocoLumpia and I approve this message 🤪

    1 hr
  • Episode 84: No Fxxxs Given Friday! 🤘🏽😝
    So much to say today! 😳 This one was a roller coaster, in the best way possible. Have you VOTED yet?! 🗳 Today I have a HUGE list of notes and we hit majority of them. Idfk. You have to just listen...From plant analogies, to off vibes, to Crystal Assault (dibs if I ever become a DJ), toe cracks, d*ck pics, asteroids, hippie shiet and serious shit...I am ChocoLumpia and I approve this message 🤪
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    This episode is sponsored by
    · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
    1 hr 1 min

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