Choey and Jandler's The Fun Time Super Terrific Happy Hour

Esta semana en *The Super Fun Time Happy Hour*, Choey y Jandler hacen un recuento de cuántos países están sintonizando el programa actualmente. A estas alturas, están bastante seguros de tener más oyentes internacionales que varios gobiernos reales.

Luego, reviven la alegría de realizar el examen MAP de mitad de año con maestros sustitutos y clases desdobladas; porque nada favorece tanto la concentración académica como estar hacinado en otro salón de clases con 11 niños adicionales y un sustituto que no deja de llamar a todo el mundo «amiguito».

Los chicos también celebran haber sobrevivido a la primera ronda de los exámenes estatales. El ánimo está por las nubes, los lápices están despuntados y, en algún lugar, un maestro sigue susurrando: «Por favor, dejen de hacer clic en sus Chromebooks».

A continuación, ofrecen «útiles» consejos de viaje para visitar Baréin e Irak, demostrando una vez más que a ninguno de los dos deberían contratarlo jamás en una agencia de viajes. De algún modo, ambos países terminan sonando como lugares donde es indispensable llevar protector solar, aperitivos y un plan de escape.

Para finalizar, cierran con una lección didáctica sobre los apodos de los estudiantes: el hecho de que sea gracioso no significa que debas permitir que llamen a un niño «Uña del pie», «Nugget de pollo» o «El evasor de impuestos» durante el resto del año escolar.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler check in on how many countries are now listening to the show. At this point, they’re pretty sure they have more international listeners than several actual governments.

Then they relive the joy of taking the middle-of-the-year MAP test with substitute teachers and split classes — because nothing helps academic focus like being crammed into another classroom with 11 extra kids and a sub who keeps calling everyone “buddy.”

The guys also celebrate surviving Round 1 of state testing. Spirits are high, pencils are dull, and somewhere a teacher is still whispering, “Please stop clicking your Chromebook.”

Next, they offer “helpful” travel tips for Bahrain and Iraq, proving once again that neither of them should ever be hired by a travel agency. Somehow both countries end up sounding like they require sunscreen, snacks, and an escape plan.

Finally, they wrap up with a teachable moment about student nicknames: just because it’s funny does not mean you should let a kid be called “Toenail,” “Chicken Nugget,” or “The Tax Evader” for the rest of the school year.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler once again begin with a totally subtle, not-at-all desperate reminder to GET OUT AND VOTE for them in the Webbys. Then they celebrate the show’s latest stream and download numbers from the last two weeks and check how many U.S. states are listening. At this point, they’re basically one state away from legally qualifying as a minor natural disaster.

Jandler then shares the story of having a substitute… which immediately led to a fight, because apparently children see “substitute teacher” and think, “Excellent. Time for chaos.”

The guys also discuss the revolutionary idea of just handing students cheese every time they whine. Forgot your pencil? Cheese. Too hot outside? Cheese. “He looked at me weird”? Believe it or not: cheese. Choey insists it won’t solve anything, but at least everyone will be complaining with a snack.

The episode ends on a positive note with a classic edition of “What's Chappin’ Choey,” where Choey somehow manages to be inspirational, sarcastic, and mildly threatening all at the same time.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler once again shamelessly beg for Webby votes because apparently “award-winning podcast” sounds better than “two idiots with microphones.” So seriously… GET OUT AND VOTE.

The guys then break down the greatest PE fail of all time: a kid attempted a 360 “air dunk” and immediately slammed into the wall. Choey calls it “the closest our school has ever come to SportsCenter.”

They also realize their giant mess of cords is basically a fire hazard waiting to happen. Jandler says it’s “organized chaos.” Choey says it looks like “an electrician lost a fight with spaghetti.”

In “Ask a Principal,” they discuss the outrage after making kids walk at recess. Apparently making children move slower than a sugar-fueled gazelle is now controversial.

Finally, they judge the Smarch Madness Final Four and crown a champion, leaving behind controversy, hurt feelings, and at least one bracket-related grudge.

 Choey & Jandler’s Super Fun Time Happy Hour — Quick Episode Recap

This week the guys launch a full-court press for Webby votes, because nothing says credibility like aggressively begging the internet.
They celebrate reaching listeners in 45 countries by debuting a chaotic new global “cheers” song that sounds like a World Cup chant after happy hour.

Jandler also translates the episode into Spanish… only for the program to give him a deep Barry-White voice, turning basic announcements into late-night romance radio.

Meanwhile, real panic hits when the class hamster escapes and is now loose in Jandler’s house, prompting live-on-air search chaos and Choey offering wildly useless survival tips.

The episode wraps with Choey analyzing Jandler’s weird dream like a bargain-bin therapist and both of them ruthlessly judging the Smarch Madness Elite 8, proving once again that brackets — and dignity — are optional.

Choey y Jandler «hablan» español en este episodio.

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