ChokeOnFunny

In this show we discuss Chris's new video that everyone hates and about how Gach's divorce is actually final and apparently he's suppose to have a party??? Chris is writing a play except he has no story for it. And then the wheels fall off when Chris makes a statement about the bravery of cancer survivors and is misunderstood by the guys, who now think he hates people who have cancer as well as hating the mentally challenged.

In this episode we discuss the launch of the ChokeOnFunny website (ChokeOnFunny.Com) and then we talk about Chris's awkward audition for a herpes awareness psa. We talk about Gach not posting the podcast right away and take a look at a std dating website. We then get sidetracked talking about Erik Myers,(the original co-host of the show), and his appearances on a show called Pancake Mountain, where he dresses in a cape and a gold hat, dancing with a puppet?????

In segment 1 Gach has a battle of wits with a door to door salesman and then tells us all about his parents and their struggle with technology. Brian is appalled with Chris's behavior regarding a bartender (that Chris knows very well) at Hardtimes and then Brian tells us about an interesting date. In segment 2 we find out how far we would go to get with a "hot chick" and Gachs Ray Charles blindness about women who are blatantly flirting with him. We wrap up with a discussion about bringing in a female co host and who might be a good selection.

We pretty spend this entire episode taking about the disaster that was Chris's "date". And that is "date" with heavy quotation marks. We also discussed Gach running a 5k and Brian saving his buddy's life. Some talk about the current football season is had..and hilarity ensues. Hope you enjoy.

In segment 1 we discuss a new theme song, rapping, Chris being forbidden from talking anymore about his ex, and him meeting a girl. We move on to porn stars and why Keith can't be gay. In part 2 Gach fills us in on an outlandish "Wipeout esque" race he is doing called "Tough Mudder" and the boys almost piss themselves while Gach explains what goes on inside a Weight Watchers meeting. We round it out my discussing "Big Girls" and how they are sexy. Enjoy

In segment 1 we ask.."Who is listening"? Apparently people are listening but we demand to know who. We then hit on match.com and why Chris doesn't trust women. The guys slam the plans for "Fairfax Rap 2" and we discuss athletes and their countless illegitimate children. Segment 2 continues with talk about the athlete babies and we talk about a naked college football player who was in the wrong house and arrested by cops. We then jump into our favorite segment "What Would Mel Say". Gach talks about his trip to Jersey and we fade into the night. Enjoy.

So somehow the entire second segment got deleted from my computer...I don't know how but it did. So in this 1 hour show that ends rather abruptly....we introduce Keith another potential Erik replacement and then we talk about Chris's American Idol audition. We uncover Gach's childhood nickname and we talk about how Chris does magic to meet women. We also talk about Chris's upcoming youtube projects..such as "The Fairfax Rap 2" and the "What Do I Have To Do To Be Famous" song. After that things fall apart because my computer deleted the rest..so I hope you enjoy the First hour and I promise that the second hour was awesome...however you will never hear it. Oh well...Enjoy

We are back guys. We start off the show by talking about the nightmare that is Hollywood Casino at Charlestown Races. We then discuss Chris's upcoming audition for American Idol on August 3rd. Brian fills us in on his most recent trip to the hospital and we discuss our feelings on the Mel Gibson tapes.

In segment one we discuss Gach's trip to Las Vegas and Chris's trip to the Fairfax Fair. We Then delve in to Charlestown Races and Slots and their unveiling of "table games" on July 2nd. In segment two we talk about Chris quitting smoking and then him failing at quitting smoking. We talk about how much Brian and Gach hate World Cup Soccer and Chris wants to know why the men who play soccer always seem to be very attractive. We round out by thanking Kevin Costner for fixing the oil spill. "If you build it.....they will come....and use it to clean the ocean".

In segment one Chris discusses his attendance at the "Black" wedding...(easy guys...the grooms last name is literally "Black"). We then move on to wedding gift etiquette. Gach fills us in on all the F bombs dropped on the MTV movie awards show and Christina Aguilera turning back into a whore. In segment two we talk about new developments in the death of Gary Coleman and later discuss the "Aristocrats" joke. We discuss the new homicide situation that Joran van der Sloot finds himself in (the man who supposedly is responsible for the disappearance of Natalee Holloway). Then we talk about Chris's new venture as a movie critic and get a bit lost playing with soundboards. We talk briefly about the Nats and Brian and Gach's baseball careers. We also start a celebrity death pool that we want all the listeners to get in on. We finish up with Brian's aggravation with traffic and his twisted idea to make it more entertaining.