Eggbutts, lemon thieves, and repeat offense by criminal squirrels.

It's a packed-full "animal style" edition starring parrots, cookies, and goats! It's the G.O.A.T!

Britney's spending habits, Colorado schools make 3-day weekends permanent, and finding Dad's old love letters backfires.

Ghost lovers, old metalheads, and grand theft aero.

Deadly alligators, slighted filmmakers, and cat-poop risk takers.

Bigfoot porn, waiting in lines for cash, and the newest in sex doll technology.

Painted asses, grand theft shark, and drug-fueled potato binges.

Parents are a riot, a fertile giraffe, and drunk seagulls.

Squirrel burglars, cloned meat, and barefoot walkers. Oh my.

A dead man lives, Jeff Goldblum is huge, and robot burgers are on the menu.