Your hosts John Tripp and Julian Tan welcome a very sweet dude to the podcast this week.  And find out who is getting banished to Hoboken, NJ in this week's breakdown.

Your host Julian Tan says "Hello" to a very special and familiar guest to party All Night Long.  And we find out who is my Endless Love and who is gonna Sail On in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp head off on an excellent adventure to military school in Arizona using just a phone booth for transportation.  And hear some Iron Maiden in this week's breakdown.  

Your hosts John Tripp and Julian Tan welcome their step brother from another mother.  And we find out who's licking dog s**t in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp welcome an owner who was, in point of fact, last this week.  And we identify some fargin iceholes in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts John Tripp & Julian Tan welcome the Enigmas to the show, who get nothing and like it.  And find out who found a golden ticket in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp do their best Cal Norton and Ricky Bobby impersonations while welcoming Jessup.  And listen as Jessup gets thrown out of an Applebee's during this week's breakdown.  

Your hosts John Tripp & Julian Tan explore the fire swamp with our esteemed league treasurer.  And be on the lookout for ROUS (Running Backs of Underwhelming Scoring) in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts John Tripp and Julian Tan share a sofa for two with a couple of callers and drink a bourbon and beer.  They also discuss the profane amounts of FAB being spent on waivers in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp welcome our favorite non-human guest.  Powered by OpenAI, ChatKimchi gives us his snarkiest answers yet, and makes some uncannily accurate predictions.  And, who takes out the trash better than our favorite garbage bot, Wall-E, who joins us for this week's breakdown.