Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp welcome an owner who was, in point of fact, last this week.  And we identify some fargin iceholes in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts John Tripp & Julian Tan welcome the Enigmas to the show, who get nothing and like it.  And find out who found a golden ticket in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp do their best Cal Norton and Ricky Bobby impersonations while welcoming Jessup.  And listen as Jessup gets thrown out of an Applebee's during this week's breakdown.  

Your hosts John Tripp & Julian Tan explore the fire swamp with our esteemed league treasurer.  And be on the lookout for ROUS (Running Backs of Underwhelming Scoring) in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts John Tripp and Julian Tan share a sofa for two with a couple of callers and drink a bourbon and beer.  They also discuss the profane amounts of FAB being spent on waivers in this week's breakdown.

Your hosts Julian Tan and John Tripp welcome our favorite non-human guest.  Powered by OpenAI, ChatKimchi gives us his snarkiest answers yet, and makes some uncannily accurate predictions.  And, who takes out the trash better than our favorite garbage bot, Wall-E, who joins us for this week's breakdown.

Your hosts John Tripp and Julian Tan welcome our esteemed commissioner to explore the newer, bigger, improved BHFFL.  Anonymous listener mails are read and answered, and we test to see if Julian can pronounce the name of his new business venture.  (Spoiler alert: he can't.)  

On a very special edition of THE CHOP, your hosts John Tripp and Julian Tan preview the festivities at this year's Beer Draft Night.  More painful than a spinal tap, wait until you hear the sound quality on this thrown together conference call.