Chop P.I. and his sidekick Dice are on a mission to track down a stolen cookie, with a side of death... Subscribe to us on iTunes! Thanks! Like us on Facebook: Chopping Onions w/Alan & John and follow us Twitter/Instagram: @OnionChopping

A teaser promo for Alan & John's new side project Chop P.I. Follow us on social media, Facebook: Chopping Onions w/Alan &John and Twitter/InstaGram: @OnionChopping, and let us know what you think! Please Subscribe! Thanks!

And... we're back! Well... sort of! Okay... not really! Here's John giving you an update on what's been going on for the past couple of months! There might also be something else at the end, but we're not sure, and we're not going to get into that right now... because we're on hiatus. What? We're not getting paid for this...

BONUS HOLIDAY EPISODE! Alan & John sit down for the last time in 2015, to discuss holiday movies and traditions, while snacking on gross, homemade onion treats! Hopefully this is a treat for you, because the the treats were seriously disgusting... 'Like' us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @OnionChopping

Alan and John are back with the goal to overstay their welcome inside your ear holes... This time they've kidnapped Twin Cities improvisor Cody Nelson to discuss homeless people, Alan's schizophrenia, and to eat an old friend. Yup. It will more or less make more sense after you take a listen, followed by a long hard look at your own life... Don't forget to 'Like' us on Facebook! And follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @OnionChopping

Here we go again! Alan and John are back for more, and this time they are bringing Twin Cities improviser Sami Dee with them! Tune is as they play a mustache guessing game, settle legal battles, and try to eat an entire onion. Yup. This all sounds disgusting. 'Like' us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @OnionChopping