This week, Jordan and Chris dive into religion and try to conceive of a new religious mythology. Then they analyze various movie taglines and review a few animals. Plus, a new imagination of classic works of media (and reality???) that will blow your mind.

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This week, Chris and Jordan flesh out a podcast that turns Shakespearre into pop-culture shlock-fests. Then, they  plan a show where they learn new instruments and discuss post-modernity. Plus, a shocking reveal regarding High School Musical and Breaking Bad. 

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On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, the titular Chris and Jordan flesh out an idea based off of The Masked Singer. Then they determine whether scorpions are more arachnid or crab and dig in on the specifics of ketchup. Plus, a Dungeons and Dragons podcast with a twist. And did we mention we have a HOTLINE? Call 201-LUV-PILZ (201-500-7459) to leave us a message and get on the show. 

This week Chris and Jordan dive into Soviet history, film scores, satanic messages in pop music, and develop some allegorical biopics. PLUS, they criticize their listeners on an ALL NEW Chris and Jordan need a Podcast!

On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris and Jordan create a quiz show that will allow them to analyze and critique guests. Then, they try to figure new angles for making Hollywood biopics. Plus, a riveting deconstruction and exploration of stripes. 

On the first episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris and Jordan discuss building a town, the Transformers cartoon universe, Killer Mike, Bill Murray, and writing a movie. WARNING: IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN TO GOLD