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Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live.

Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos.

00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus

03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In

05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby

07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories

14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden

18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers

21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG

22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash

24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love

27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future

28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL

29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters

33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin

41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast

43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian

45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone

51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand

52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC

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Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing.

The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality.

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00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo

02:01 Matteo Lane Returns

03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine

04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut

07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway

10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway

12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago

15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway

16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup

18:16 Matteo's Dating Life

19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs

21:57 Ad Break

24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago

26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway

27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story

28:34 Dating Professional Athletes

31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends

33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again

34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era

35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo

37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like

39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat

41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment

41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession

43:32 Only in New York

45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle

46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself

48:25 Turning 40

49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful?

50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets

51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert

52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50

53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up?

55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour

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Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself.

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00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open

01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health)

07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus

11:09 BlueChew Ad

12:15 Talkspace Ad

13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast

14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story

16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German

19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older

21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay"

24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci

27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans

28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens

31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided?

38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart

41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method

42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy

46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life

52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging

56:30 Final Thoughts

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Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet.

The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more.

A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos.

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Chapter Timestamps

00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors

01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships

04:20 Dating someone who understands your career

05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting

09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect

10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes

13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances

16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon

18:30 Comedy Cellar stories

20:49 Ad Break

21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories

28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever?

30:15 Why creators should build their own audience

33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials

35:00 Why you should just make the thing

41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go

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Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again.

He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches.

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00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus

01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future

03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again

05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate

07:00 Could Hey Babe return?

09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster

16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast

21:20 BlueChew Ad

22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad

24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real

29:00 Should kids have smartphones?

32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors

34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach

36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories

40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential

43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review

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Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America.

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00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia

00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster

03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins

04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories

08:07 Knife stories from growing up

10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads

14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons

16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness

19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc

20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident

22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories

23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia

24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy

27:25 Trying to help people on the streets

28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling

29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros

32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else

33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories

35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience

36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos

39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts

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Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more.

Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize.

Chapters

00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins

02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap

05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night

11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game

12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast

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18:42 Wedding memories & family stories

21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house

23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens

27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years

28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction

30:56 How becoming a father changed everything

34:43 Jaz joins the podcast

36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see

39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift

41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress?

45:06 Has marriage changed anything?

47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life

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Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be.

Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts.

Chaos Bus episodes are back.

Chapters

00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns

01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week?

02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities

03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts

04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding?

05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage

06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast

07:53 Wedding Suit Panic

08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding?

10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout

11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints

13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding

14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy

15:29 Wedding Guest Drama

18:18 Writing Wedding Vows

20:38 Ad Break

23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags

24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade

26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode

27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room

27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever

31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships

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