Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.

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Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro

09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal

19:57 Gary V

28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what??

41:28 Talkin AIDs!

50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron

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00:00 Intro

03:35 Subway Eat Fresh

10:15 The Amish

15:28 Julian Assange

18:10 Pammy Anderson

22:00 Stanley Cup

42:27 VOICEMAIL

45:38 Most Ripped Comedian?

52:25 THE PANTIES…

56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri

1:13:48 How Our Parents Act

1:19:35 Jasmine Cameo

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Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more!

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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro

06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident

12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe

26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh

32:41 VOICEMAIL

42:15 Nems is Outside

46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident

53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna

1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro

06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza

12:45 Chrissy the German

16:35 Tits on a Man

20:49 Doing Drugs Broh

31:10 Late Night vs Radio

39:45 All About the Mets

43:00 VOICEMAILS!

44:50 Election Year Baby

54:38 Left Handed Brohs

57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!

1:07:10 Kimmel Advice

Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night

show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on

late night and what the best way to slam the ham is!

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro

03:40 Jaz is Here!!

06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF

09:45 Distefano Family Cruise

17:53 The King of Queens

27:30 Weak and Gay

31:50 Kumail Nanjiani

35:59 Ahuasca

47:45 Chrissy Good Father

56:10 Talkin Recent Guests

1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig

1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS

1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy

1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2

1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro

3:34 Having Babies

8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh

12:48 Drafting the American Civil War

20:34 FOX NEWS

24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag

29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH

37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers

50:51 Nas

54:45 Kat’s Boobs

58:49 VOICEMAILS

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