Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) A fan sticks up for Ahmed's energy drinks

(3:40) #1 Davante Adams: Where could he be going?

(14:00) #2 Broncos defense grounds Jets: "He's the best cornerback in the NFL"

(34:45) #3 Shane Steichen vs Steelers defense: "They're scared of something"

(47:20) #4 Lions torch Seahawks defense: "They were whopping them in those sets"

(55:00) Coach of the Year odds: "I would watch out for Sean Payton"

(57:10) #5 Trevor Lawrence struggles again: The guys dissect Doug Pederson's comments.

(1:03:25) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?

(1:06:25) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Jaguars, Buccaneers, and Bengals

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(0:00) Ahmed reveals that he's quit Twitter

(3:25) Commanders def. Cardinals 42-14

(9:35) Buccaneers def. Eagles 33-16

(15:30) Vikings def. Packers 31-29

(21:00) Chiefs def. Chargers 17-10

(26:00) Texans def. Jaguars 24-20

(31:35) Falcons def. Saints 26-24

(36:55) Colts def. Steelers 27-24

(42:15) Broncos def. Jets 10-9

(47:35) SNF: Ravens def. Bills 35-10

(52:45) 49ers def. Patriots 30-13

(56:50) Bengals def. Panthers 34-24

(1:00:55) Bears def. Rams 24-18

(1:03:55) Raiders def. Browns 20-16

(1:07:55) TNF: Cowboys def. Giants 20-15

(1:13:10) MNF Preview: Titans at Dolphins & Seahawks at Lions

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(0:00) Mike is still adjusting to life without Chris 4 times a week.

(5:10) TNF: Cowboys at Giants

(10:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Saints at Falcons

(13:20) Bengals at Panthers

(16:10) Rams at Bears

(19:35) Vikings at Packers

(23:25) Jaguars at Texans

(25:35) Steelers at Colts

(28:15) Broncos at Jets

(30:35) Eagles at Buccaneers

(34:30) SUNDAY LATE: Commanders at Cardinals

(37:45) Patriots at 49ers

(40:45) Chiefs at Chargers

(42:40) Browns at Raiders

(47:05) SNF: Bills at Ravens

(49:30) MNF: Titans at Dolphins

(52:00) MNF: Seahawks at Lions

(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

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(0:00) The battle of Chris vs the Desk continues

(3:50) #1 Jayden Daniels: "He's UNFLAPPABLE."

(20:00) #2 Bo Nix: "They opened it up."

(28:30) Underdogs: Why have we seen so many upsets this season?

(32:45) #3 Trevor Lawrence: "Where did the guy who took over games go?"

(43:00) #4 Eagles defense: Jalen Carter was incredible. Why doesn't he do this more often?

(52:10) #5 Ravens run game: "You've got to be great at SOMETHING."

(1:00:55) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?

(1:05:40) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Giants, Bills, and Seahawks.

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(0:00) A YouTube commenter notices Chris' flippers

(3:30) Vikings def. Texans

(10:40) Eagles def. Saints

(17:45) Ravens def. Cowboys

(26:20) Steelers def. Chargers

(32:45) Packers def. Titans

(38:40) Rams def. 49ers

(46:10) Broncos def. Buccaneers

(51:30) SNF: Chiefs def. Falcons

(53:50) Colts def. Bears

(58:35) Giants def. Browns

(1:03:15) Panthers def. Raiders

(1:07:10) Lions def. Cardinals

(1:12:35) Seahawks def. Dolphins

(1:16:20) TNF: Jets def. Patriots

(1:18:00) MNF Preview: Jaguars at Bills, Commanders at Bengals

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(0:00) We've improved Florio's headshot.

(5:20) TNF: Patriots at Jets

(10:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Giants at Browns

(13:45) Bears at Colts

(16:05) Texans at Vikings

(19:40) Eagles at Saints

(23:20) Chargers at Steelers

(26:20) Broncos at Buccaneers

(27:50) Packers at Titans

(30:25) SUNDAY LATE: Panthers at Raiders

(32:40) Dolphins at Seahawks

(35:25) Lions at Cardinals

(39:30) Ravens at Cowboys

(42:00) 49ers at Rams

(46:55) SNF: Chiefs at Falcons

(51:15) MNF: Jaguars at Bills

(52:40) MNF: Commanders at Bengals

(54:40) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

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(0:00) "I think you could be a comedian if you wanted to."

(4:20) #1 Falcons stunning comeback over Eagles

(14:50) #2 Saints new-look offense destroys Cowboys

(30:25) #3 Brian Flores’ Vikings defense stifles Shanahan again

(46:15) #4 Lions offense struggles vs Buccaneers 

(59:30) #5 Panthers bench Bryce Young for Andy Dalton

(1:08:00) #6 Fan Therapy: Hope for 0-2 teams?

(1:14:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Week 3

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(0:00) Ahmed has a healthy drink, for a change

(3:25) Chiefs def. Bengals

(13:40) Saints def. Cowboys

(23:00) Buccaneers def. Lions

(29:00) Raiders def. Ravens

(36:55) Vikings def. 49ers

(45:00) Browns def. Jaguars

(50:30) Packers def. Colts

(55:00) Seahawks def. Patriots

(58:35) Jets def. Titans

(1:02:20) Commanders def. Giants

(1:06:40) Steelers def. Broncos

(1:11:25) Cardinals def. Rams

(1:15:05) SNF: Texans def. Bears

(1:20:40) Chargers def. Panthers

(1:25:35) TNF: Bills def. Dolphins

(1:29:25) MNF Preview: Falcons at Eagles

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(0:00) Mike enlightens Chris on the origin of "Pizza pizza"

(4:50) TNF: Bills at Dolphins

(10:20) SUNDAY EARLY: Raiders at Ravens

(13:05) Chargers at Panthers

(17:50) Saints at Cowboys

(21:20) Buccaneers at Lions

(26:20) Colts at Packers

(31:00) Browns at Jaguars

(33:50) 49ers at Vikings

(37:50) Seahawks at Patriots

(40:15) Jets at Titans

(42:35) Giants at Commanders

(45:45) SUNDAY LATE: Rams at Cardinals

(47:50) Steelers at Broncos

(49:30) Bengals at Chiefs

(52:00) SNF: Bears at Texans

(54:25) MNF: Falcons at Eagles

(57:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

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(0:00) We deep dive into Chris' old Lowe's commercial

(5:20) Pick Six: Our new Wednesday podcast reminds Chris of some bad moments.

(9:30) #1 Caleb Williams: What went wrong (or right)?

(22:25) #2 Aaron Rodgers: How did he look in his return (vs a 49ers D that might have improved)?

(37:00) #3 Kirk Cousins: Is it too early to panic?

(49:15) #4 Packers: What will their strategy be without Jordan Love?

(54:35) #5 RBs in New Places: Joe Mixon, Saquon Barkley, and others got off to a hot start.

(1:00:00) #6 Fan Therapy: How hopeful (and hopeless) should Vikings and Jaguars backers be?

(1:03:05) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: What Week 2 outcomes would blow our minds the most?

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