Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Jalen Carter cashes in…but is he part of the best DT duo in the NFL? Chris & Connor then welcome on Cardinals Head Coach Mike LaFleur, who tells us about the time he ignored Kyle Shanahan’s phone calls. Plus, Chris has a pop quiz for Draft Guru Connor.

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Debuting our new time slot of 11:00am ET, Chris & Connor first hit Kyle Shanahan’s accident and how it affects the 49ers. The Giants have some good news on Malik Nabers…is he the most important non-QB in the NFC East? Plus we welcome Buccaneers beat writer Rick Stroud to give us the latest on Baker Mayfield’s contract negotiations.

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Chris welcomes 49ers TE George Kittle to the show to talk about why grass is better than turf, wardrobe changes at the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce wedding…and the time he threw Kyle Shanahan into the ocean.

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On the eve of training camps, some players are starting to get big deals. Is Devon Witherspoon worth the biggest CB contract in the league? Shedeur or Deshaun? Kirk or Fernando? Chris & Connor handicap the 5 QB battles entering training camp. Top 10 QBs…how does Simms’ list differ from the NFL’s? And finally, who was left out of the Madden 99 Club?

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We’re back baby! And Connor is literally back from his baby. Backflips & bottle service…how did Chris spend his bougie vacation? We’ll catch up on some NFL news we missed with a round of I Know What You Did This Summer. Plus your reactions to Simms’ All-Time QB lists.

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You didn’t think we were done with our All-Time QBs lists, did you? After ranking the GOATs based on their careers, Chris & Ahmed go through the Top 10 passers Simms would take in their prime. How far down does Tom Brady fall from #1? Do Lamar Jackson & Josh Allen make the cut? The answers surprise even Chris himself.

(0:00) “The Top 7,000 players of all time…”

(1:15) Top 10 All-Time “In Their Prime” QBs

(6:15) #10 Roger Staubach

(7:50) #9 Tom Brady

(10:55) #8 Dan Marino

(13:00) #7 Lamar Jackson

(15:30) #6 Josh Allen

(18:45) #5 Brett Favre

(23:25) #4 John Elway

(26:15) #3 Aaron Rodgers

(28:00) #2 Patrick Mahomes

(29:40) #1 Peyton Manning

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You know the names. Brady. Elway. Manning. Montana. Mahomes. Who are the 5 best QBs in NFL history? Chris finally gives his answer (with a little help from Stugotz).

(0:00) “I consider you a brother, and you clearly don’t feel the same about me.”
(3:55) All-Time QB Top 10: Our “career-focused” rankings conclude
(10:30) #5 John Elway
(16:45) #4 Patrick Mahomes
(19:30) #3 Joe Montana
(24:25) #2 Peyton Manning
(27:40) #1 Tom Brady

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After narrowing down his Top 10 All-Time QBs, Chris finally gets to ranking them. Today we hit #10-6, which includes a couple former teammates. And Simms teases yet another list he’ll do after this one.

(0:00) The time Chris’ wife explained the Wild Card to him

(2:20) All-Time QB Top 10: Chris explains the criteria of his ranking

(5:20) #10 Roger Staubach

(8:15) #9 Dan Marino

(13:00) #8 Brett Favre

(17:05) #7 Aaron Rodgers

(23:15) #6 Johnny Unitas

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It’s cut-down day for the All-Time QBs list. Chris & Connor go through the 18 (or 19?) QBs who made the first cut and determine who will be in Simms’ Top 10 (or 12?). But first, Chris complains about us making him do this (we didn’t make him do this).

(0:00) “You’re all a-holes. Every one of you.”

(2:00) All-Time QBs: Did we underrate Warren Moon?

(6:40) Top 10 LOCKS

(10:15) Clear cuts: Does Terry Bradshaw miss out?

(12:35) Roger Staubach, Johnny Unitas, Bart Starr

(18:15) Aaron Rodgers, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson

(22:05) The FINAL 10

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With Simms’ 2026 QB Countdown done, we go to the next logical place..an All-Time QB Countdown! Chris & Connor start with the nominees…which HOFers and future HOFers make the first cut? And as we go, the guys also name the 4 passers who lead the All-Time QB Photo list.

(0:00) “You should still be sending checks to Brandon Stokley.”

(1:30) All-Time QBs: How do we gauge the pre-Super Bowl passers?

(7:05) Joe Namath “a decade ahead of his time”

(10:20) 20th Century Super Bowl QBs: Bart Starr, Fran Tarkenton, Roger Staubach, Terry Bradshaw, Dan Fouts, Joe Montana, John Elway, Dan Marino, Warren Moon, Brett Favre, Troy Aikman, Steve Young, Jim Kelly

(14:35) 21st Century Hall of Famers: Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Ben Roethlisberger

(16:50) Borderline Hall of Fame candidates: Eli Manning, Philip Rivers, Matt Ryan, Russell Wilson

(17:55) Hall of Fame Snubs: Ken Anderson, Phil Simms, Steve McNair

(20:00) Active QBs: Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Matthew Stafford

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