This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.

Editor-in-chief Kyle Man and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Drew Dyck about whether criminals are real, being saved from a life of stealing deodorant, and invading Canada. Drew is an acquisitions editor at Moody Publishers and a contributing editor at CTPastors.com, a Christianity Today publication for church leaders. He's the author of Your Future Self Will Thank You: Secrets to Self-Control from the Bible and Brain Science, Yawning at Tigers: You Can't Tame God, So Stop Trying, and Generation Ex-Christian: Why Young Adults Are Leaving the Church…and how to Bring Them Back.

Topics Discussed

• Sending your book ideas to Drew
• Arguing with people on Twitter about abolishing the police and whether criminals are a thing
• Spicing up your testimony by stealing deodorant
• Milk in a bag
• The weirdest thing about Canada
• Portland is stuck in the 90s/Portlandia
• On the difference between a beat poet and a slam poet
• When bookstores were a thing
• Christian stores bestselling "Jesus junk"
• Where ANTIFA will set up their gulags
• God isn't safe but he's good, like Aslan
• Self-control in everything but buying Drew's books
• Mental illness in the church
• Remembering the Emerging Church movement
• What's better: fur babies or actual babies
• Writers retreats never help
• On not psychologizing your opponents
• The Ten Questions

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