Chronic Coven

This week, Leslie and Sam dive deep into the cosmic horror nightmare that is The Void (2016), a modern horror masterpiece that blends body horror, cults, and Lovecraftian dread into a terrifying experience. Directed by Jeremy Gillespie and Steven Kostanski, this film is a wild ride into the unknown, where reality warps and grotesque creatures emerge from the darkest corners of existence.

The story follows small-town police officer Daniel Carter, played by Aaron Poole, who brings an injured man to a nearly abandoned hospital. What starts as a routine night soon descends into madness as Carter, the hospital's staff, and a few remaining patients are trapped inside by a mysterious robed cult. As the night progresses, nightmarish creatures begin to emerge, and the group is thrust into a surreal, reality-bending battle against horrors linked to a dark, ancient ritual. The ritual threatens to tear open the fabric of existence itself, unleashing unspeakable terror on all who remain.

The cast, including Kenneth Wilson, Ellen Wong, Kathleen Munroe, Daniel Fathers, Mik Byskov, and Stephanie Belding, deliver performances that ground the horror in real, relatable emotion, heightening the stakes as the nightmarish events unfold. The film is packed with surreal visuals and a creeping sense of doom, making The Void a standout in modern horror.

To pair with this reality-warping horror, our Strain of the Week is Apple Cobbler (hybrid). This balanced strain will keep you grounded while the horrors of The Void spiral out of control, allowing you to stay sharp and fully immersed in the film’s unsettling world.

So, settle in with some Apple Cobbler, and join us as we explore the unspeakable terrors lurking within The Void. This is cosmic horror at its finest, a film that will leave you questioning what lies beyond our reality.

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In this episode, Leslie and Sam dive into the gritty and intense world of "X" (2022), a film that boldly pays homage to the slasher classics of the 1970s. Directed by Ti West, known for his unique vision and ability to blend horror with atmospheric storytelling, "X" brings a fresh twist to the genre while capturing the essence of a retro horror aesthetic.

Set in rural Texas, "X" follows a group of aspiring filmmakers, led by characters played by Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, Brittany Snow, Kid Cudi, Martin Henderson, Owen Campbell, and Stephen Ure. The group rents a secluded farmhouse with plans to shoot an adult film, hoping to find creative and financial freedom. However, their plans take a terrifying turn when their elderly hosts discover what they're up to, unleashing a night of relentless terror and bloodshed.

And to elevate your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Hash Queen, a sativa strain that will keep you sharp and fully engaged with the film's suspenseful moments and unexpected twists.

So, get ready to journey back to the gritty horror vibes of the 1970s with "X." Grab some Hash Queen, settle in, and join us as we explore the terrifying twists and bloody thrills of this modern slasher homage. It's a ride that horror fans won't want to miss!

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This week, Leslie and Sam are stepping into the eerie and enchanting world of "Dolls" (1987), a cult horror classic that blends dark fantasy with supernatural terror. Directed by Stuart Gordon, known for his unique approach to horror, "Dolls" takes the familiar concept of creepy toys and elevates it to a new level of suspense and fear.

The film follows a diverse group of travelers who find themselves stranded during a storm and seek refuge in a mysterious mansion. Inside, they meet an elderly couple, played by Guy Rolfe and Hilary Mason, who are master dollmakers. However, these are no ordinary dolls—when night falls, they come to life with a deadly purpose, revealing the mansion as a house of horrors.

And to accompany this twisted tale, our Strain of the Week is Mac 1, a balanced hybrid that's perfect for keeping you engaged with the film's mix of suspense, fantasy, and terror.

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Get ready for a dark twist on love and horror as Leslie and Sam dive into the suspenseful and chilling world of "Valentine" (2001). Directed by Jamie Blanks, this slasher film blends the romance of Valentine's Day with a deadly tale of revenge, creating a thriller that's both eerie and captivating.

"Valentine" follows a group of women—played by Denise Richards, David Boreanaz, Marly Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Jessica Cauffiel, Katherine Heigl, and Hedy Burress—who begin receiving ominous Valentine's Day cards from a mysterious stalker. What starts as unsettling messages quickly escalates into a deadly game when a masked killer starts hunting them down one by one. As the terror unfolds, old secrets and past traumas surface, revealing a twisted narrative of revenge that has been brewing for years.

The film's blend of suspense, horror, and the unsettling concept of love turned lethal makes "Valentine" a unique entry in the slasher genre. It's a story where romance and revenge intertwine, leading to a heart-pounding climax that will leave you questioning who you can trust.

To enhance your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Blue Glue, a balanced hybrid that pairs perfectly with the film's mix of tension and thrills.

So, get cozy, light up some Blue Glue, and join us as we explore the deadly and twisted romance of "Valentine." It's a horror film that proves love can be more than just blind—it can be terrifying.

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Welcome back, horror fans! In this episode, Sam and Leslie dive into the tense and thrilling world of "I Know What You Did Last Summer," a 1997 slasher film that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats with its blend of suspense and horror.

Directed by Jim Gillespie, this film tells the story of four friends—played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, and Freddie Prinze Jr.—whose lives take a dark turn after they accidentally hit a pedestrian and decide to cover up the incident. A year later, their past comes back to haunt them when they begin receiving ominous messages from a mysterious figure who knows their deadly secret. Armed with a hook, this stalker targets them one by one, leading the friends to grapple with guilt, fear, and the desperate need to uncover the truth behind their tormentor's identity.

To elevate your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is L’Orange, a balanced hybrid that's perfect for keeping you engaged and alert throughout the film's twists and turns.

So, grab your favorite snacks, light up some L’Orange, and join us as we delve into the chilling and suspenseful world of "I Know What You Did Last Summer." It's a slasher film that will have you hooked from start to finish!

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 Welcome back, horror enthusiasts! In this episode, Leslie and Sam are delving into the chilling world of "Urban Legend," a 1998 slasher film that brilliantly intertwines the eerie tales of urban legends with a spine-tingling narrative. Directed by Jamie Blanks, this film keeps you guessing and on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

"Urban Legend" follows Natalie Simon, played by Alicia Witt, and her friends at Pendleton University as they become the targets of a masked killer who uses infamous urban legends as the blueprint for their murders. With each gruesome death, the stakes get higher, and the sense of dread intensifies. As the body count rises, Natalie teams up with campus journalist Paul Gardener, portrayed by Jared Leto, to unravel the mystery and uncover the killer's identity before it's too late.

Directed by Jamie Blanks, "Urban Legend" cleverly plays on the fear and familiarity of well-known urban myths, blending them seamlessly into the horror genre. The film boasts a stellar cast, including Rebecca Gayheart, Michael Rosenbaum, Joshua Jackson, Tara Reid, and horror legend Robert Englund. Each actor brings depth and intensity to their roles, enhancing the film's suspenseful atmosphere and keeping the audience hooked.

And to make your viewing experience even more immersive, our Strain of the Week is Afternoon Delight, a sativa-dominant hybrid. This strain is perfect for staying alert and fully engaged with the film's suspenseful and twisty storyline.

So, dim the lights, light up some Afternoon Delight, and join us as we dissect the terrifying and thrilling world of "Urban Legend." It's a film that brings folklore to life in the most horrifying way imaginable!

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It's a bonus episode! For Fourth of July, Leslie and Sam are plunging into the depths of suspense with Steven Spielberg's classic thriller, "Jaws." This iconic film has been a benchmark in the thriller genre since its release and continues to captivate audiences with its masterful storytelling and intense suspense.

Directed by the legendary Steven Spielberg, "Jaws" is renowned for its suspenseful pacing, groundbreaking special effects, and unforgettable score by John Williams. As we discuss this masterpiece, we can't overlook the stellar performances of the cast. Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, and Richard Dreyfuss bring depth and authenticity to their roles, making the characters' struggles and triumphs all the more compelling.

And to complement this thrilling dive into "Jaws," our Strain of the Week is Headcracker, an indica-dominant hybrid. We were just too lazy to get something new.

So, grab your popcorn, light up some Headcracker, and join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of Amity Island in Steven Spielberg's "Jaws." It's a cinematic experience you won't want to miss!

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Leslie Minek @creepyleslie

Welcome back, horror aficionados! This week, your hosts Sam and Leslie are diving into the spine-chilling world of "Hell House LLC" (2015), a found footage horror film that has left audiences in a state of unease and terror.

Directed by Stephen Cognetti, the film stars Ryan Jennifer, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams, Jared Hacker, and Adam Schneider, each delivering performances that add to the authenticity and immersive horror of the found footage style. The raw and realistic approach of the film makes the unfolding terror feel all the more immediate and palpable.

"Hell House LLC" masterfully combines the tension of a haunted house with the suspense of a documentary investigation, creating a unique and unsettling horror experience. The film's eerie atmosphere, coupled with its chilling revelations, keeps viewers on edge from start to finish.

And for those looking to enhance their viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Night Owl (sativa). This strain is perfect for staying alert and fully immersed in the film's creeping dread and unexpected scares.

So, dim the lights, light up some Night Owl, and join us as we uncover the terrifying mysteries of "Hell House LLC." It's a haunting journey you won't soon forget!

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Welcome to another gripping episode of our show, where Leslie and Sam take you on a deep dive into the suspenseful and eerie world of "Final Destination 3," directed by James Wong. Known for his work on the original "Final Destination" and "The X-Files," Wong delivers yet another chilling installment in this iconic horror franchise.

The ensemble cast, featuring Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Sam Easton, Jesse Moss, Gina Holden, Texas Battle, Chelan Simmons, Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe, and Amanda Crew, delivers compelling performances that enhance the film's tense atmosphere. Mary Elizabeth Winstead shines as the determined protagonist, bringing depth and intensity to her role.

And for those of you looking to elevate your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Headcracker, an indica-dominant hybrid. This strain is perfect for heightening the suspense and keeping you on the edge of your seat as you watch Wendy and her friends struggle against Death's unyielding grip.

So grab your favorite snack, light up some Headcracker, and join us as we delve into the deadly and unpredictable world of "Final Destination 3." It's a ride full of thrills, chills, and unforgettable moments!

What's in your stash?

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Sam McCarthy @y0semitesamantha
Leslie Minek @creepyleslie

What's in your stash?

Follow us on Instagram @chroniccovenpodcast!
Sam McCarthy @y0semitesamantha
Leslie Minek @creepyleslie