Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee in the morning, he has a mug of nails.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

ChuckNorris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

But a book is how I first met Chuck Norris 32 years ago, in early 1988. He had just written an autobiography and was on tour to promote it. 

And it was one of the many times in my interviewing career that I wished I could have had a couple of hours, instead of just 15 minutes, with a subject.