Ryan was reeal late. Prague. Music is not good. 

Living room converted into a swimming pool.

That is the same as Heroin.

Sexy dancers in bird cages.

Runaway from the last tram out of Prague. 

I don't believe in God. 

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Cool runnings.

Already talking about our greatest hits.

Soy Sauce.

Olive Sauce.

Sleep deprivation.

If you're not hallucinating then what's the point? 

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"You chunky lemon" abuse and twitter block.

Poodle exercise with humans.

You will always bury your dog.

Drumstick Chocolate.

Mullet for 37 Listeners. 

TJ loves those BICS.

Bit inbred.

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Trumpet fight.

We found our name. 

Fish and Chip shop robbery.

Battered Starbursts.

Ryan hasn't eaten his eggs yet.

Daft Punk theme tune.

No violence or porn = 1 website left.

7 year verruca.

Pepsi Number Fever.

Cyberspace Sinkhole.

Doomscrolling.

Joe Malone wants his shoes back.

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Ahh Amsterdam,

Ryan killed Bambi,

Snowman,

Magic mushroom comedown for Callie,

DOLF wants Dorset to be an independent Country.

Weird matter that you put in batter.

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Old spider lady.

Ahh, Paris.

Dolf's demands.

Ass dandruff. 

Little bits.

You slag.

Ryan brought his thunder.

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We called Ryan and he was having therapy.

PS we had to remove our jingles (temporarily) as a certain podcast host did not like them. AT ALL.

They're going back in whether they like it or not.

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Imagine this like a demo, Sam and Clive didn't want to get rid of it as they wanted you to see how badly they started.

Sorry Sam's mic was knackered too.

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We are lost in this world, and don't lie, so are you. Coming soon. Get extended episodes on Patreon

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