We delve into the wild world of child support, lottery winners and chain snatchers, how to get your diploma withheld and the different types of charges new rappers catch…. We put it all together at The Church Parking Lot Podcast!

Come find out about a school assignment that made kids act like slaves, why Rapper Lil Yachty is selling nail polish to dudes, the power of blue slime and Law and The Law and order theme song, B Allen is almost kidnapped as a child, and how a bottle of water could kill you. We bring it all together like only we can at the Church Parking Lot Podcast!

Who’s got that Gas? A shortage threatens livelihoods everywhere including rattlesnakes .... B Allen and J Jamaal exchange bike stories.....Chick Fila is running out of sauce! We debate the best sauces and condiments. Fake donations scamming through the New Orleans Saints organization! Come see how we put it all together ! It is And it Aint What You Think!

-B Allen educated on genetically modified mosquitoes and their relationships to Instagram Models . J Jamaal takes down a lunch lady who’s been taking the kids down to her house. The boys exchange school stories about spankings and whoopings. Finally, we break down Floyd’s stolen Hat. GotchaHat! Controversial Comedy! It Is And It Aint What You Think!

Catching Felonies @ Blockbuster

Balloons go Up, Gifts Come Down

What’s The Doctor’s name? Evicted from my personal island ...

-B Allen confuses Rosario Dawson/Rosie Perez...J Jamaal’s uncle almost fights him over his name....B Allen talks visiting Tangier Island. It Is and It Aint What You Think!

What if You could come back after death? Yes...Reincarnation... let us tell you a hilarious story about it. Is DC ever going to be a state? We joke about it here. Ever been on a vacation? How about for 15 years ?!?! Canceling Lebron James??? The boys also make light of a bad situation with the cop killing spree still running rampant! You will laugh I promise. It’s the Church Parking Lot, take a seat in the back! Hope you brought something! It is And It Aint What You Think!

Another hilarious episode that’ll have you in stitches! The boys joke on an ancient city Dug up recently, Dwayne Wade’s family in Utah, Pentagon conforming UFOs, and Cops Gone wild! It all comes with together like a puzzle! Controversial Comedy brought to you by J Jamaal and B Allen! It Is and it aint what you think!

Brace yourselves as we blow through stolen property at the Beach in LA, a tough loss for the music world with DMX, Prince Philip’s royal flush, and volcanoes in the Carribeans. Only we can blend it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast! It Is and It Aint What You Think!

B Allen and J Jamaal will have you in tears joking on rats in a local target, a $2 million dollar live saving drug, at-home Covid tests, the Swiss Army Underwear Scandal, and inmates last Supper before execution. Come peep how we put it all together while barely keeping our composure ! It’s non scripted controversial comedy ! It is and It Aint What You Think!