Cigarette Burns

Cigarette Burns

By Cole & JeddArts
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Cigarette Burns episodes

  • Episode 13 - Gladiator (Part 2)

    “DEATH SMILES AT US ALL…ALL A MAN CAN DO IS SMILE BACK” Hey Burners, we’re back for Part 2 of "Gladiator".  Can Commodus destroy Maximus? OF COURSE NOT.  Listen to Jedd try and calm Cole down while he worships at the altar of Russell Crowe one more time. We apologize for not having any reviews on this episode, but to make up for it, we will have a special episode dedicated to Avengers: Endgame later this week.  Great work for everyone who called the shot on John Hawkes.  

    Recommendations: Never Back Down, The Water Diviner, The Nice Guys 

    51 min
  • Episode 12 - Gladiator (Part 1)
    “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!”  On this episode we cover one of our favorite movies, 2000’s swords and sandals epic, “Gladiator”.  We love this one so much we had to split it into two episodes. In part 1, you’ll get to hear about Cole’s obsession with Russell Crowe (it’s not weird and Jessie is cool with it), some great behind the scenes stories, and a clip where Cole and RC come together. Also, congrats to everyone who guessed Stephen Root on the last episode. Enjoy!
    Reviews: “Unicorn Store” (5.3/10), “Red Rock West” (7.2/10), Guava Island (7/10)
    Recommendations: “Ben Hur” (1959), “Inherent Vice”, “Blood Diamond”, “Romper Stomper”, “L.A. Confidential”, “Insider”, “Spartacus” (1960)
    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 11 - Tin Cup
    "It's a Lock!" -- It's Masters week and we are golf nerds so indulge us as we talk about the Kevin Costner classic Tin Cup.
    Reviews --  Jedd - Us (7.8), Shazam! - (7.1), Cole - Highwaymen (5.5), Cool Hand Luke (8.5)
    Recommendations -- American Flyers, Silverado, Revenge, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius, Any Ron Shelton Film
    Subscriber Review - We Bought a Zoo, Cole (6.25), Jedd (5.9)
    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode 10 - The Cutting Edge
    “Toepiiiiiiiiick”  - Thanks to Jedd’s vacation, Cole is joined by one of his oldest and best friends, Erin (Quick Bio: badass lawyer, former competitive figure skater, and international superstar of Heaving Bosoms: A Romance Novel Podcast).  Erin jumps right in and tells Cole what he’s been getting wrong in the podcast (a lot), drops scorching hot takes, and gives you all the on-the-ice details you need while we break down the classic 90s romcom “The Cutting Edge”.  Download and listen to just how deadly the “Pamchenko Twist” is, why Olympic figure skating shouldn’t be done in the dark, and Erin’s theory about Terry O’Quinn’s acting method (hint: it all starts with facial hair).  Also, if you guessed Bruno Kirby in the previous episode, you get the wagon wheel coffee table!
    I can’t recommend Erin’s podcast enough so go subscribe wherever you find your podcasts and immediately follow on Twitter (@Heaving_Bosoms), Instagram (@heavingbosoms), Facebook (Heaving Bosoms: A Romance Novel Podcast), and at www.HeavingBosomsPodcast.com. 
    Reviews: “Behind the Curve” (6/10), “The Inventor” (6/10), “What We Do in the Shadows” (7.5/10), “Norsemen” (9/10), “Shazam!” (6.5/10)
    Recommendations: “The Magicians”, “Blades of Glory”, “Wimbledon”
    1 hr 58 min
  • Episode 9 - Best Basketball Movies of All-Time
    "It's pretty, it's so pretty"  Join us as we crown the champion of the Cigarette Burns Podcast March Madness Tournament!!!!  We cover films from Blue Chips to The Winning Season and many more.  As with any tournament there are some blowouts and some really close games.  Some may feel there are seeding issues but those people probably don't realize the genius of Teen Wolf.  So sit back, relax and see how your bracket stacks up against ours as we crown the greatest basketball film of all time!!!  Oh, and for those wondering who we were talking about in the beginning of National Treasure, if you guessed Lucy Lawless then you deserve to be a warrior princess.  "It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."  
    Reviews: "The Dirt" (6/10), "Manhattan Night" (5.3/10), "Death Wish (Remake)" (3.2/10)  
    Fan Review (from F-ing Jenny): "Dumb and Dumber" (10/10)  
    Recommendations: "Teen Wolf", "The Air Up There", "Basketball Diaries"
    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 8 - National Treasure

    Join us on a quest to find all the hidden treasure in the classic adventure film National Treasure.  This film has it all, treasure hunting, love, snappy one liners, Jon Voight in a robe, what more could you ask for? Listen closely for Cole's hot take on this being an Indiana Jones ripoff and pay attention to Jedd's spot on impressions.  As always, please be sure to rate and review and let us know what movies you want us to discuss.  Oh, and if you guessed Alanna Ubach for who we were talking about on the Point Break episode then you are a legend.  Fuck off Matlack!!!

    Reviews: "Leaving Neverland" (8/10), "A.P. Bio" (7.2/10), "Captain Marvel" (6.4/10), "Triple Frontier" (6.9/10)

    Recommendations: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", "Escape Plan", "The Rock", "Con Air", "Face Off"

    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 7 - Point Break

    "I AM AN F...B...I AGENT" - Today we get into the deep with Point Break.  You also get to learn about Jedd's days in a rollerblading crew, Cole's Point Break trilogy, and just how bad Johnny Utah is at law enforcement.  For the Burners that guessed Thomas Lennon, you were right. 

    Reviews: "Sorry to Bother You" (7.5/10), "The Breaker Upperers" (6.5/10), "Denial" (7/10) "Free Solo" (8.5/10), "Puzzle" (6.4/10), "Skyscraper" (5.2/10)

    Recommendations: "Roadhouse", "The Replacements", "Heat", "Den of Thieves"

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 6 - Romantic Comedies

     “Don’t cry, Shopgirl” - On this week’s episode, we get into all things Romantic Comedy.  We talk about everything from Shakespeare to Trainwreck and give you the definitive supercut of the greatest RomCom lines ever written. Jedd tries his hand at becoming a Julia Roberts stand-in for Notting Hill and Cole won’t go away until everyone knows about Billy Wilder.  Also, Dream Team RomCom casts, a genius plot idea for a new film, and a guest appearance on the pod is on the table for the listener who correctly guesses a bit of Michael Pena trivia.  For those of you who thought we were talking about Cole Hauser during the intro of the last episode, YOU GOT IT.  Let us know who you think we’re talking about this week.  

    Reviews: "Upgrade" (6.4/10), "Happy Death Day 2U" (3.4/10), "Gerald's Game" (7.4/10), "Little Italy" (1.7/10), "Studio 54: The Documentary" (6.8/10)

    Recommendations: "The Secret of My Success", "Some Like it Hot", "Better Off Dead", "Blast from the Past", "Harold and Maude", "Think Like a Man", "Sabrina (1954)", "Bedazzled", "Last Holiday", "The Apartment"

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 5 - Oscars Round Up

    On this special (read: short) episode we break down the Oscars ceremony, talk about who won, who shouldn't have, what our favorite moments were, and of course celebrate SPIKE LEE getting his first Oscar!  Also, a special guest joins us to talk about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga's smokin' hot "Shallow" performance.  Download, rate, and review!

    19 min
  • Episode 4 - Spike Lee

    On this episode we celebrate the career of the one and only auteur Spike Lee.  So happy he finally got his long overdue first Oscar.  Kim Basinger knows what we're talking about.  Listen closely to the beginning and try to guess who we're talking about.  Do The Right Thing and rate and subscribe!

    Reviews: "Alita: Battle Angel" (7.3/10), "Bad Times at the El Royale" (6.7/10), "What Men Want" (2.5/10), "High Flying Bird" (8.5/10), Isn't It Romantic" (6/10), "Gotti" (1.5/10)

    Recommendations: Watch Bill Nunn movies

    1 hr 9 min

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Two guys who have seen way too many movies discuss their love of all things film and tv.