Cine Mother Lovers

Skip to 11:55 to go directly to commentary set up. Jason Chaffe returns and Dan is mysteriously missing. Together Matt and Jason break the last episode’s promise of doing a non-Freddy movie to break up the Rankbank, and opt to just get it over with this much faster by diving right into Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child. Its the movie that looked over the Nightmare franchise and said “You know what this is missing? Teen pregnancy!”

Skip to 16:00 to go directly to commentary sync. Matt and Dan return to the Elm Street and dredge up another embarrassing piece of Freddy’s past. In addition to talking about horror movies, it is noted that this movie will never be watched again unless its star Mark Patton agrees to watch along side and answer many questions.

Skip to 21:00 to get right into the commentary set up. Special guest Dustin Kaufman joins us as we watch a childhood classic and talk about all things turtles. After you’ve had your fill of pizza and combat cold cuts, hop over to kaufdropsinc.com to keep up with Dustin’s late night sketch comedy show Kauf Drops. Also, do the same on youtube and Facebook and all those places.

Skip to 24:00 to bypass intro and go right to set up. After talking about it and not doing it for week after week, we finally get around to watching one of the best feeling feel good movies about jousting ever made. We also talk about guilty pleasures and something about Axl Rose maybe.

A previously recorded bonus episode. Matt and Brannan Murphy discuss the second worst movie ever made that features Freddy Krueger. It gets weird.

Skip to 14:55 to go directly to commentary track setup and skip our intro. Our second guest host, Jason Chaffe joins us in watching Tango & Cash. T & C is a movie that isn’t sure if its an action film, a comedy, a crime drama, or a gay love story.

Skip to and 24:40 to go directly to commentary track set up. Matt and Dan watch the super hero movie that Guardians of the Galaxy almost was in many ways. We also talk about Matt being in love with Janeane Garofalo a lot more than is probably ok.

Skip to 18:30 to go directly to commentary track set up. The Nightmare On Elm Street saga has the dubious honor of being the first entry of “The Rankbank”, where we take a series and rank them from worst to best. This is purely based on Matt’s ranking of the movies as Dan was not consulted. Coming in at dead last, the 9th worst movie to feature Freddy Krueger. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare.

Skip to 27:30 to go directly to commentary set up. Special guest host, and our first guest ever, Chris Cubas joins us as we explore the film Dan calls our generation’s Citizen Kane. A film that came from Chris Rock and Louis CK, before anyone really gave a crap about who they were. We also discuss stand up comedy and order a pizza.

Jump to 32:00 to skip the intro and go to commentary. Due to scheduling conflicts with a guest, Matt and Dan watch Cannibal: The Musical this week and review a movie that came out 3 weeks ago. Trey Parker and this musical both hold a very special place in our hearts. *NOTE- We watched the movie on Netflix, which looks like it may be lacking scenes that were added in the “special edition” releases of the movie. So there might be sync issues, if you are watching along you might need to readjust a bit.