*spoilers* Well then here we are, episode #5, Kingsman. This is quite an eclectic one, touching on many things, only few of them film related, from deep fakes, Chris Eubank, Shrek 2 and non-adhesive glue. Brad desperately fights his side, whilst we desperately try to rain on his parade. Sam’s dressed as a farmer and Callum compared faces to disfigured fruit. We enjoyed this one, hope you enjoy this one Follow us everywhere @CineJoust Email us some smut: [email protected] Cheers. Enjoy. Intro music supplied by SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)

*Spoilers* Halloween Special!

We urge you to see this one first, as there’s so much going on and we absolutely love this film.

So we recorded this one once already but the audio was horrific. This is take two, recorded after a wild night on the tiles, still very much drunk and feeling the effects.

This is the most ridiculous and fun episode we’ve done so far. Nothing is taken too seriously, we just hope it makes you laugh as much as it does for us!

Join us as we sober up over the course of this bumper hour and ten edition.

Covered today is of course this great movie, tractors, Frankenstein, allegories, ASMR and the slow descent into madness of all three of us repeating ourselves from the lost episode.

Some controversial opinions as always and a much more easy going listen than usual, which is saying something.

The first ridiculous two minutes set the tone so enjoy that. We even forgot to do intros, oh well.

This is our favourite episode. Maybe we’ll do more heavily intoxicated. Who knows, eh?

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What a ride this episode is! If you don’t think you’ll enjoy fruit pastels being used as a source of pleasure for Hollywood’s own Zac Efron, it’s best to skip the first 6 minutes.

This episode is the most eclectic to date. There’s Baywatch, The Marvel controversy, fan fiction, celebrity crushes, dictators and the most ruthless rating we will probably ever give to any film.

Of course it’s in the Sh*t bin, but in the words of limbo: “How low can you go?” Listen in to find out.

We also support female leading roles this episode, explaining why we don’t need a Jane Bond, but instead need more original characters and ideas from Hollywood in this modern era.

Some quite serious topics touched on, but even more absolutely absurd points covered.

On behalf of all of us, especially Callum for conjuring up the Zac Efron Fan Fiction, we’re so very sorry.

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Subject your ears to this mess of an episode.

Enjoy.

If you can.

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*Spoilers* CineJoust 2: Electric Boogaloo! Here we are once again delivering the madness to your lugs. This week we tackle the wild ride that was Ad Astra. Find out a dark secret about our very own Brad and I don't just mean that he's from Alnwick, hear about 20-year-old Callum’s 25-year long career before the podcast started, as well as his strange relationship with his year 11 science teacher and his unfiltered hatred for one Zac Efron and we'll see if Sam manages to get through this episode without getting derailed with conversations about seafood *Spoiler Alert* he doesn't. We aren’t called ‘The film podcast not entirely about films’ for nothing! In this episode we slice and dice Ad Astra, getting deep into its orifices. Quite a lot to say on this one, its been getting quite a few comparisons to 2001: a space odyssey but does it deserve it? it’s a crazy ride filled with the typical shenanigans to be expected from us. So buckle up as we take you to Neptune, or at the very least hang about and we’ll tell you what Ad Astra means, knowledge is power and all that. Sh*t Bin or Not Sh*t Bin? Listen to find out.  Don’t forget to follow the fuck out of our socials. Find us everywhere @cinejoust. Intro music supplied by SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)

*Spoilers* Our very first episode! This one seems to be a bit more serious and intellectual (by our standards, so not really) than what will be following for our future episodes, but this is just a really heavy film with a lot to unpack.

This is Brad’s pick, being the superhero lover amongst us, and creates much debate.

Of course we interject this review, as we always will, with complete and utter nonsense and derailments.

Callum will of course be taking the conversation down routes you would never imagine, Episode Title case in point.

Will Joker end up in The Sh*t Bin or The Good Bin?

There’s only one way you can every truly know.

(Listen to the podcast)

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Three lads, one film a week, very different opinions, this is CineJoust. Expect brutally honest opinions, rants, arguments and tangents. With Brad championing Blockbusters, Callum a self-proclaimed indie fiend, bringing the low budget and avant-garde, with Sam sitting pretty as devils advocate in the middle (usually).

There will be conflict, there will be anecdotes, there will be meaningless conversation and there will be blood!

This is the film podcast not entirely about films.

Dive in!