Cinema Fourcast

This week on Cinema Fourcast: kids who are good at chess! Picture the pieces on the board and find out what it takes to be great as two childless thirty-year-olds discuss the j'adoubes and don'ts of parenting.

There is an adage: "whoever smelt it dealt it." In today's episode the who is Paddington and he's dealing murder. Connor and Fredo delve into the mysterious art of enfleurage hoping to preserve the smell of recording this episode. Soon to be made available to the public. Smell ya later!

Red caps and campari on the rocks are mandatory as we set out to find the elusive jaguar shark and, perhaps, our post-mid-life crisis selves. Tragedy and comedy play out in muted tones to Seu Jorge's enchanting baritone. Tonight we burn one for Ned.

The only major motion picture to have dared to ask what if a fish man were grumpy and unlikable? A target of derision and mockery over the decades, but is it deserved? Connor and Fredo invite bassist extraordinaire (the instrument not the fish) Jacob to help break down why this movie should be forty-five minutes longer. Web your toes and grow some gills because this one is for the fish freaks.

Modulating from E to F has never been so scary and fun. What would the Aquatic Film category be without this clusterfuck of a production turned summer blockbuster classic? Connor and Fredo don't care to know. They will, however, make sure to show a lot of leg for Bruce, bid farewell and adieu to Spanish ladies, and pour one out for poor Tippet.

Ahoy mateys! Batten down the hatches and prepare to shove off for this is Aquatic movie month on Cinema Fourcast. The metaphorical bottle of champagne (or rum) to christen this vessel is the first installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Dead men tell no tales and can't listen to the new episode, so revel in this delightful discussion about the best movie ever made based on a theme park attraction.

Yes, this episode is six hours and nineteen minutes long or roughly how long it would take you to walk the length of thirty-four adult sandworms. Give a round of applause for the only Juan who could help take on this grandfather of an episode and remember that he definitely loves all these movies. Welcome to the Gom Jabbar of the podcasting world: stick your ears in and don't flinch. Long live the listeners.

Amongst the canon of milk shake based films it could be argued that this entry serves as the radioactive red cherry atop a whip cream mountain of cinema excellence. To tackle this monstrous ascent our hosts have employed Keith, their long-time friend and guy who reminds you of the importance of the number three!

Take a seat because the second installment of "Save the Best for Last: Desert Movies" can only be this heady academy award-winner which dares to ask the important questions: heads or tails? do you want a beer? what is that thing you're putting up to my forehead?

Don't forget your sirs and ma'ams.

On today's special edition of Cinema Fourcast: CF Odd Pods the Valentine & Earl of podcasting examine the subtleties of male friendship, the 1989 Atlanta Hawks, and how there's absolutely nothing wrong with being prepared. Let's-a go!