Cinema Supercollider

What happens when you get a bunch of topless women, lemon meringue, filthy bathtubs, alien abductions, Roger Corman brand mayonnaise, and Mrs. Doggypants?

This.

You get THIS.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1970 biker film starring football legend Joe Namath, C.C. & Company! Joe's a biker that wants to get out of his gang and into the racing scene. Ann-Margret's a journalist that happens to be in the way of many things. Arithmetic romance ensues.

Yet another film in our cursed/haunted object series. You've seen a haunted recliner, you've seen a haunted laundry folding machine, you've seen a cursed deck of cards, but have you seen a haunted swimming pool? You have if you've seen this stinker from 2024.

A family moves into a big house with a backyard pool that has miraculous healing properties, but it demands sacrifice! OH NO! THERES GHOSTS IN MAH POOL!!!

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1997 neo noir suspense film written and directed by David Mamet, the Spanish Prisoner! If you're on vacation and someone offers you the opportunity of a lifetime... assume it's a con game (or an attempt to get you to buy crypto).

Megan utilizes some of her professional expertise in tarot reading to discuss this 2024 horror film. Unfortunately, Eric's discussion of the chemistry of sulfur is about as apropos since this film is only very tangentially related to the subject inferred by its title.

A group of seven college students must find a way to avoid falling victim to a cursed tarot card deck. Who, if any, will make it out alive?

In this classic episode, we take a look at both versions of the prison sports comedy-drama movies, The Longest Yard! Are you ready for some football? The Mean Machine is.

The late Shannon Doherty stars in this Lifetime Network, by-the-numbers, young persons' thriller. Stalked by an envious childhood talent show rival, Ms. Doherty is gradually pushed out of her band, her sorority, and even her school by this young viper; a viper who we find out is actually a psycho-killer! This film looks, sounds, feels, and even SMELLS like the 1990s!

In this classic episode, we take a look back at Dan Aykroyd month with the 1981 dark comedy, Neighbors! The premise and acting in this one are pretty good... but it's ruined by the wacky 80s comedy music that never, ever lets up.

Whiny American becomes the world's worst superhero when an Aztec man gives him a magic space belt. He becomes The Pumaman with all the powers of a puma, like flying, teleporting, phasing through walls, and stopping his heartbeat for short periods. Just like a puma! Even Donald Pleasence can't muster up enough energy to act in this dog of a movie.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the low budget horror film, Teenage Slumber Party Massacre! Featuring the same folks that brought you Massage Parlor of Death, we embark on an adventure featuring four friends on Spring Break and the obsessed power drill wielding masked man that's out to get them.