Cinemapocalypse NOW

Well folks, Scott Lizard Abrams here. Show's over. It's been a wild ride and honestly all of us really appreciate that all of you  tuned in each week for us to mostly make asses of ourselves. It's been 2 years out of our lives and the idea that you wanted to spend that time with us is honestly humbling. If you're looking for something similar to listen to check out my new history/comedy podcast History Homos at www.anchor.fm/historyhomos and Gabe's sports podcast Fresh Off The Grill at www.anchor.fm/freshoffthegrill

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.Be gay to yourselves....and each other. Kill yourself.... It's not worth living anymore.

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TV Corporate Cancer, Robot Pedophiles. The Jewish origins of hardcore pornography. Gabe enjoys local movies. Vietnam and Cuban Cars were a psy-op. We discuss American Beauty at length. JOIN THE MILITIA

Scott's rabbit gets "Cooked" while all get blackpilled because of Jewish Gatekeepers. Very bummer ep but very funny. We review Robocop and criticize capitalism from the right. Be gay to yourselves....and each other. 

*SPOILER WARNING as with most of our reviews*

Anonymous, hot, gay alien sex with Kim Jong Un. Is this movie funny or silly? Scott gets into a Wikipedia wormhole as we do a deeper-than-usual deep dive review of Stanley Kubrick's final film, "Eyes Wide Shut".

Garrard throws a piece of pizza at Homer Simpson during the Ziggy Stardust period of Bad Roommate. Scott has a "shitty weekend". Black Millenials take a seat at the corporate table. Gabe watches "Rosemary's Baby" and we do a dramatic reading of an award winning play. We review "Mulholland Drive" as we continue reviewing spooky LA movies this month. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

Garfield eats the census all for "goupons". We pitch more restaurant franchise ideas, virtual board games, fast food strip clubs, and real sex uggos. A quick overview of "Chinatown", 1974. Hobo railroad "Now serving Friendly's ice cream". We do an in depth review of David Lynch's 1997 neo-noir film Lost Highway starring Bill Pullman and Patricia Arquette

Scott and Don are Dorothy Wallace's pay pigs, Quarantopics, Madonna and Bill Gates are reptilian. Gabes Family plays Xbox 360 and Scott and Don dump a chick in the 8th grade. We review "Repo Man" (1984)

White Jewish rappers riding razor scooters terrorize Scott's neighborhood. Airsoft is outlawed during the Corona quarantine. Scott flexes his new sound board skills, and we toy with the idea of becoming official BBQ pit boys. This week we review the Shia "LaBEEF" penned "Honey Boy" 2019

In this installment our heroes unveil their newest weapon in the post-Cinemapocalyse, the soundboard. They take to the deserted streets of Boston in their fight against the homeless. Gabe and Scott's moms both do their part to kill the less fortunate. Don Hates 1989SteveMREInfo. Bob Mullen runs for Town Moderator on a platform that reminisces about that one Christmas when they bought Dance Dance Revolution and ate like 60 dollars worth of free Burger King while Kenny got drunk. French babes!!!! They have a surprisingly in depth conversation about pizza. This month's Shekel Selection of the Month has us reviewing "No Country for Old Men" (2008) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!