Cinemapocalypse NOW

Cinemapocalypse NOW

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Cinemapocalypse NOW episodes

  • Ep. 101 "The Ballad of Trout and Big Richard" (Tombstone, 1993)

    Our Heroes return to embark on their second hundred episodes on their ceaseless yet futile campaign against further hordes of shitty movies. In this installment they reach the end of the begging (for hot cocoa) while on a trip to Six Flags. Don sings karaoke showtunes while WATCHING SHREK in Chinatown (which we #SUPPORT). On the second day of our odyssey we break the fast with Wendy's Breakfast before regaling you, dear listeners, with the sordid, underage, tale of two star crossed gay lovers. This week we review the 1993 western film "Tombstone" starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. JOIN THE MILITIA!

    1 hr 47 min
  • Ep. 100 "Ernest Sweetclothing" (Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie, 2017)

    Origins of the show explained and did you hear? They're making a Hey, Arnold! movie? We reminisce about some of our favorite show moments, movies and hate chubs. "Hunters" starring Al Pacino, doing a heckin' vote for Bernerino, discussing our short "Mad House", Hungry horrors, redline rappers, and plans for the coming apocalypse. A short overview of JoJo Rabbit and we do a full review of "Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie" 2017

    1 hr 49 min
  • Ep. 99 "Uncle Kim" (Parasite, 2019)

    Gabe and Don commit a Combined Assault on a new girlfriend while Scott is forced to re-enact the dancing scene from Risky Business in a nightmare brought on from drinking the "Anti-Energy Drink" Drank. We also discuss Anime, R/Sexoffendersupport and Scott gets cancelled. We also discuss the 2019 Best Picture recipient "Parasite"

    2 hr 22 min
  • Ep 97 - "Renee ZellWhigger" (Miller's Crossing, 1990)

    We keep doing these long eps and Idk what to tell you dudes. This is what we do now. Deal widdit. This week we talk about Sacco & Vanzetti., Childhood rewards, Wholesome jerking. Don regales us with his Tinder adventures, and then we talk about the Oskies. After that Renee ZellWhigger rides a broom along the Kali Yuga. JOIN THE MILITIA

    2 hr 18 min
  • Ep. 96 "We're All Piss Machines" (Buffalo '66, 1998)

    The Easter Bunny's student relationship with Boomer Fuddson gets him into hot water with the school's SPED department. Chicken guy enters witness protection. Scott is making a transition into his final form: a 60-something Portuguese man. John Zakim gets a pity invite to Don's infamous Halloween party . Jackie Brown compared to Rum Punch. We review the Vincent Gallo vehicle Buffalo '66 also starring Christina Ricci. #babynut #antload

    2 hr 17 min
  • Ep. 95 "Sand Neighbor" (Boyz N The Hood, 1991)

    Sup Neighbors. Sorry the Super Bowl was this weekend and I prioritized watching it and getting drunk over editing the end of this MASSIVE episode. Dude I think this might be our longest yet. And I cut stuff out.  Kobe Bryant hangs out at a bagel place in Stonehill College and does a Chinee Handkerchief while banging Charo wrapped in a giant human sized tortilla and every time he enters her she says "burritoburritoburrito."  Scott gets fisted by his cat before schooling everyone on both the war in Iraq and how welfare has a dysgenic affect on black America. Also he gets on his soap box TOO MANY times to talk about how bullshit it is that black guys get tossed in jail for shit he does every day. We also review "Boyz N The Hood" (1991). Be gay to yourselves.....and each other.

     

    2 hr 22 min
  • Ep. 94 "Stink Proof Pants" (True Grit, 2010)

    Marshal is away on a covert mission with Joan Rambo. Scott admits his affinity for baby Yoda. We discuss Bad Roommate's BurgerTime ritual, black guy CWOA, euphoric shits, and A.C.'s ground breaking "Howard Is Bald" EP. This week we review the "True Grit" 2010 remake

    1 hr 36 min
  • Ep. 93 "Optimal Jew" (Uncut Gems, 2019)

    Scott commits whiskey sacrilege in Marshal's celebration of gamer gurl pee. Marshal starts a new pyramid scheme while blowing off Mama Bear for Rambo. Scott falls asleep with Big Papi as Gabe watches Baby Yoda. Marshal, Gabe and Don discuss "Uncut Gems" (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!

    1 hr 47 min

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The Post-apocalypse's PREMIERE movie talk podcast. No holds barred snobbish cinema criticism and raucous NON-Politically Correct banter.