Cinemasochists

By Cinemasochists

Sean, Michael and Jacob - with occasional guests - get together and watch critically raped films to figure out if they're as bad as we remember. They usually are.

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Cinemasochists episodes:

May 24, 2011 Episode 32: It's not a "JUNIOR"
This week, we get topical! After hearing the news of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, we went straight to netflix instant stream and thanked god we didn't have to spend money renting.....JUNIOR!
Our guest this week is Noah Green!
ENJOY!!
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36min
April 19, 2011 Cinemasochists present - Episode 32: Collision Course (I have nothing funny to say....)
Lately we've been traveling down a road traveled by very few. It's uncertain how many have come out alive, but I know that after the experience of "Collision Course" I'm surprised we made it unscathed....At least I think we did.
This is the pits, people. How was this ever made??
Check out Episode 32, but don't check out "Collision Course"...Please.
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36min
April 05, 2011 Cinemasochists presents...Episode 31 - Altman's "Popeye"
Popeye. Altman. Williams. Evans. Nilsson. Sounds great, right? Well, boy will you be red if you watch this. Listen to episode 31 first and find out what we thought of Robert Altman's 1980 Popeye.
Special guest this week is Logan Crow of www.mondocelluloid.com andwww.lbcinema.org
If you're a Long Beach native who loves film, you should probably know this guy!
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50min
March 22, 2011 Cinemasochists present... Episode 30: Ballistic Ecks Vs. Sever
Today we watched what might be the most boring action film ever. Not even director Kaos could pull through with a name such as his. Oh well. Listen in because this is a good one!
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
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31min
March 08, 2011 Cinemasochists Present... Episode 29 - "300" or; 300 Men, 600 Nipples, One Night Only!
We decided to try something new this week. Aside from Jake not being there (we was missed), we watched a film that is not known for being baaaaad, just totally ridiculous; Zack Snyder's 2006 film, "300".
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February 15, 2011 Cinemasochists present....Episode 28; I HATE Valentine's Day
This was it.... The record breaker. "I Hate Valentine's Day" was chosen by our special guest Amy Claire and, boy did she pick a whopper!! Listen in and DONT see this movie! This stars Nia Vardalos of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" fame!
Happy V - Day!
check out Amy Clair online: http://www.missamyclaire.com
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48min
February 08, 2011 Cinemasochists present... Episode 27; Jaws 4 - The Revenge; This Time It's Personal!
This week we decided to take "the plunge" and watch the fourth best entry in the Jaws saga; Jaws 4 - The Revenge "This Time It's Personal"
Our guest this week (back for a third time!) is Noah Green!

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38min
January 25, 2011 Cinemasochists present...Episode 26; Kangaroo Jack or Kangaroo Crap?
EPISODE 26:
KANGAROO JACK (2003)
A rapping Kanagroo, Chris Walken as Marlon Brando and Jerry O Connell skinny dipping. Sounds great, doesn't it?
go to: http://cinemasochists.blogspot.com for more episodes and RECIPES for Kangaroo Jack and other terrible flicks.
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33min
January 11, 2011 Cinemasochists present.....Episode 25; Tim Burton's PLANET OF THE APES
Recorded on at Echo Park Film Center on my (Sean's) birthday back in December, Episode 25 is a personal favorite. We lay into Tim Burtons beyond lackluster "Planet of The Apes" remake. As I say early on, it was quite a missed opportunity. If you have doubts, listen to this and go watch the original! Enjoy!
imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133152/
buy on Amazon....But, really...Dont. http://www.amazon.com/Planet-Apes-Mark-Wahlberg/dp/B00003CXXV

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34min
January 04, 2011 Cinemasochists present...Episode 24; Ang Lee's "HULK"
This week watched Ang Lee's "emo" adaptation of HULK. After 7 years of gestation we decided to take a crack at it. Just don't make Jacob angry...You wouldn't like...him..
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40min

FAQs about Cinemasochists:

How many episodes does Cinemasochists have?

The podcast currently has 50 episodes available.