Cinemasochists

(SPOILER) - King Kong does NOT live. 

This is one of the most nonsensical, ridiculous ones we've seen yet. Listen to the delirium set in after we watch over four hours of sub-par Kong. This is part 2 of our Dino DeLaurentiis "Kong" Double Feature. Enjoy! 

For the next 2 episodes we will pay tribute to the late, great Dino De Laurentiis by tearing into his two KING KONG films. First up, his expensive 1976 sexercised remake of KING KONG starring Jessica Lange, Jeff Bridges and Charles flippin' Grodin! We discuss sex, savagery and the seventies all rolled into one hairy episode! Enjoy and stay tuned next week for KING KONG LIVES!

imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074751/

purchase on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/King-Kong-VHS-Jeff-Bridges/dp/6300216845

After a month long hiatus we're back! To celebrate Halloween we decided to watch the scariest vampire film of 'em all....TWILIGHT. Listen in and see what we thought...I bet you can probably guess even without listening what we thought of it.......HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Duck puns, duck fu and duck porn all rolled into one ducking hell of a good time! or not......

Howard The Duck (1986) Starring: Leah Thompson, Tim Robbins and Jeffrey Jones Written and directed by: WIllard Hyuck

imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091225/

To coincide with the release of "The Expendables" we decided to watch another Sylvester Stallone train wreck, "Rhinestone". Dolly Parton teaches Sly how to be a singing cowboy.......Seriously. 

Rhinestone (1984) 

Starring: Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton

Directed by: Bob Clark 

Written by: Sylvester Stallone

imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088001/

This week we watched the fourth (and worst) of the 1990's Batman saga; Batman & Robin!! Uma hams it up, Arnold says the worst one liners humanly possible and Clooney is a bobble head. 

Our special guest this week was Logan Crow from Mondo Celluloid! www.mondocelluloid.com

Batman & Robin (1997)

Starring: George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, Chris O' Donnell, Alicia Silverstone

Written by: Akiva GOldsman

Directed by: Joel Schumacher

You freeze. You walk backwards. You DIE.....from laughter. Wowie wow, was this movie terrible. This week we "happened" upon "The Happening", M. Night Shayamalalalmaman's take on a George Romero movie. Jake insists on hating, although he's seen it 4 times. Sean tries to find good in it and Michael laughs.. A LOT. 

The Happening - 2008

Starring; Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo

Written and directed by; M. Night Shayamalan 

imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0949731/

Jack Nichols-- I mean, Christian Slater plays George Kuffs; a womanizing, fast talking, public safety cop. Boredom and lackluster jokes ensue...Special guest this week is Noah Green!KUFFS - 1992Starring: Christian Slater, Milla JovovichDirected by: Bruce EvansWritten by: Bruce Evans and Raynold Gideon