Most movies are so bad they make you want to rip your hair out — but Shark Exorcist takes that to a whole new level of insane. If you've ever wondered just how deep for a film to be "utterly unwatchable" can go, be prepared: this one delivers a chaotic mix of demonically possessed sharks, bikini-clad actresses, questionable CGI, and a plot so nonsensical it defies all logic. And trust us, watching it might just be the worst movie decision you'll ever make—but also the funniest.
In this episode, we dive headfirst into one of the most hilariously terrible horror movies ever made. We break down its bizarre storylines, from demonic nun sacrifices and shark sky-shows, to a villainous priest who literally doesn't last long. You'll discover how Shark Exorcist manages to combine shark horror with demonic possession and, somehow, a splash of underwhelming nudity—though none of it lands. We also discuss the constant string of scenes that feel slapped together without any effort for continuity or coherence, making it a perfect “so-bad-it’s-good” disaster.
You’ll hear us roast the laughable acting, the CGI that looks like it was made with a bad video game emulator, and dialogue so awkward that even frat-boy humor feels more polished. We reflect on how low-budget filmmaking, with a mere $300,000, results in film choices that are equal parts baffling and hilarious. From the director’s long history of exploitation flicks to the peculiar choices behind the demon shark's sky appearances, we unravel what makes this film a true low point in bad cinema.
Perfect for fans of cinematic trainwrecks, horror buffs craving unintentional comedy, or anyone curious how a movie could be so bad it’s almost good—yet painfully so. Whether you’re a seasoned bad-movie connoisseur or just looking for something to mock with friends, this episode is your guide to the abyss of garbage film. Spoiler: we’re contemplating watching the sequel, so you won’t want to miss our predictions—and the laugh-out-loud moments along the way.
If you’re tired of “so-bad-it’s-good” movies and want to understand how chaos translates onto the screen, hit play now. Warning: this episode might just be as mind-boggling as Shark Exorcist itself, so buckle up for a wild, hilarious ride into the worst film you’ll never forget.

Cinematic Anarchy and Beverly Price dive into the shallow end of cinematic chaos headfirst with our latest episode, where we tackle the infamous Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. Join us as we explore how these shark-tastic disasters turned Hollywood stars into fish out of water, with plots so absurd they make a dolphin finale seem logical. From Michael Caine's paycheck regrets to supernatural shark vendettas, this episode is a fin-tastic romp through the ocean of so-bad-it’s-good cinema. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at Hollywood's expense!

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In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, Chris Matt and Rachel dive into the muscle-bound, oiled-up world of "Conan the Barbarian." Join them as they hilariously dissect Arnold Schwarzenegger's beefcake fever dream, where the plot is as thin as Conan's loincloth. From accidental camel punching to questioning how philosophical Conan really is, this episode is a wild ride through 80s cinema absurdity. Tune in for a laugh as they ponder if James Earl Jones was in a different movie altogether and why green soup was the culinary choice for human stew. It's a barbarian bash you won't want to miss!

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In this laugh-out-loud tribute episode, we are joined by Matt & Rachel, as we dive into the whimsical world of Catherine O'Hara, celebrating her as the queen of comedic chaos and the ultimate bad mom icon. From her unforgettable role as Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek to her voice acting magic in The Nightmare Before Christmas, we explore how she juggles hilarity and heart with the grace of a jester on a unicycle. Join us as we unravel her secret sauce of comedy, sprinkle in some James Vanderbeek nostalgia, and debate why Jared Leto should stick to being a pretty face. It's a rollercoaster of giggles, gasps, and genuine admiration for a true legend who proves that being funny is serious business!

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In this episode we sit with Misfits director Kris McMenamin and newcomer Zahra to discuss "Dogma". Most fans of Kevin Smith's "Dogma" already know it pushes boundaries - now Join us as we unpack the film’s clever critique of dogma, From the playful reimagining of the divine as a whimsical woman to Kevin Smith's subtle humanization of angels and demons.

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, director Kris McMenamin and actors Sam Meola and Kat Reeve join the cast to discuss their film "Misfits." The movie follows a group of friends dealing with love and loss, culminating in a wrestling match with high personal steaks. The episode covers the film's production challenges, the cast's chemistry, and the influence of 90s culture behind-the-scenes stories and the film's unique soundtrack. So, watch the film now available on Amazon Prime and then sit with us for a wild conversation.

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In this episode, Chris, is joined by Rachel, and Matt as they dive into a hilariously chaotic discussion about the 1981 film "Clash of the Titans." From a discussion about the terrifying TriStar Pegasus logo to a query about the need for pantsless fantasy epic heroes, the trio leaves no stone unturned. They even chat about the absurdity of Perseus's decision-making skills, like losing magical items in ankle-deep water and the questionable choice of creating a mechanical owl with similar mannerisms to R2-D2. With tangents about Greek mythology's bizarre romantic escapades, and the joys of watching movies on CRT TVs, this episode is a delightful mix of nostalgia and Cinematic Anarchy's usual chaos.

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, we take your favorite holiday classics and give them a hilariously dark twist!  We're mashing up "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" with "Home Alone" to create a comedy-horror crossover you never knew you needed. Join Chris and Fara as they dive into the chaotic world of Kevin McAllister, now a grown-up trap-setting mastermind, and see what happens when he crosses paths with some unexpected serial killers. Buckle up for a wild ride filled with laughs, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of holiday madness!

In this cinematic "masterpiece" (Quotes used intentionally), Santa Claus takes on the Martians in a battle of wits and... well, mostly just wits. With a plot that rivals the complexity of a children's bedtime story, Santa is kidnapped by Martians who are desperate to bring joy to their humorless, sleep-deprived children. Armed with a laugh that could make Mr. Magoo cringe and a workshop that churns out more amalgamations than presents, Santa's conquest is as convincing as a polar bear costume made from a gutted stuffed animal. Join Chris, Christian and guest host Bev as they mull over this 1964 cult classic, which has earned its rightful place on the 'worst movies of all time' list, proving once and for all that even Santa can't conquer everything—especially not the Martians.

Buckle up for 'The Last Sleigh Ride,' where comedy meets horror in a film that’s as unpredictable as an oar based blood splatter. Chris sits with Matt and Rachel to dissect the movie's quirky charm, from its indie low budget effects to its laugh-out-loud moments, all while questioning if the real horror was Marco's puppy focused rage or Max Rampage stuck on repeat. Get ready for a final slay-ride of laughs and criticisms.

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